Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I laid in my bed
I looked with hope to the stars
HEY, where is my roof???
Haiku # 39975, October 25, 2007 2:31 am ET
by homeless vagrant with a bird
a word and a blow
that one man can call one's own
under pressure of
Haiku # 39974, October 25, 2007 2:28 am ET
by milk and gas
butterflies as soft
elegant and silk wings fly
into clouded blue
Haiku # 39973, October 25, 2007 2:26 am ET
by currents of water
dear dipshit mr. friend
who the hell wuz that? et vous?
thanks for fuckin me
Haiku # 39972, October 25, 2007 2:23 am ET
by up
i need a release
these things and hell upon me
more she says you laugh
Haiku # 39971, October 25, 2007 2:22 am ET
by wait I got another joke for you
flora and fauna
scented and sprung it's over
changing the bed sheets
Haiku # 39970, October 24, 2007 11:03 pm ET
by holy crao that band is hitting the spot tonight..EXEMPTION..heavy
where did it all go
I try to remember..Can't
the 3rd and 4th grade??
Haiku # 39969, October 24, 2007 11:00 pm ET
by brain damage
that's about it too
a great happy moment YEAH
mmm can't help myself..
:(xoxo:)
Haiku # 39968, October 24, 2007 10:59 pm ET
by need some exemption
Turbulent echo's
Minds eye flashes backward
Yet sleep brings no peace
Haiku # 39967, October 24, 2007 8:39 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Our idle chatter
Taken for granted it seems
Without depth silenced
Haiku # 39966, October 23, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Arms to be twisted
Enthusiasm all spent
A fine line indeed
Haiku # 39965, October 23, 2007 7:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
A peaceful morning.
Kids at home on Playstations.
It's half term again :-)
Haiku # 39964, October 22, 2007 5:39 am ET
by phil of Exeter UK
Autumn ,Month 8, Leaf red
who knows what time it could be.
My math worsens each day
10/21/07
Haiku # 39963, October 21, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Robin Len of CANADA
Your birthday party
I
Haiku # 39962, October 21, 2007 6:23 am ET
by William Nippress of The more you have the longer you live
Soft round smooth pink mounds
Presented for our delight
Quivers to my touch

Haiku # 39961, October 21, 2007 5:17 am ET
by Whiplash
avaunt! deep musing
undergo eclipse lost to
fall under one's fix
Haiku # 39960, October 21, 2007 1:37 am ET
by its britney bitch
unlucky dube
perhaps rastas never die
sadly, people do
Haiku # 39959, October 21, 2007 12:15 am ET
by ash
fasten yourselves in
behold, i'de have you to know
a light is kindled
Haiku # 39958, October 20, 2007 7:59 pm ET
by flinch
Lvoe is all around
A seam untapped by others
A spanking gold mine?

Haiku # 39957, October 20, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by Naked lunch
last night, dancing light
then hatred, threats, violence,
does love conquer all?
Haiku # 39956, October 20, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by d
digging deep for lvoe
to mine my deepest heart seam ...
rocks and boulders now...
Haiku # 39955, October 20, 2007 1:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my ashen dear.
Asperger's? Seriously?
Do give us a hug.
Haiku # 39954, October 20, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Lush
My nascent fetish
Orgiastic midget porn
A miniature train
Haiku # 39953, October 20, 2007 12:41 am ET
by Lush
beer for breakfast meal,
can't wait for lunch or dinner
what else for dessert?

proper attitude
we drink before going out
our beer night starts right
Haiku # 39952, October 19, 2007 7:51 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
stupid work problems
all vanish after writing
my sex beer haiku
Haiku # 39951, October 19, 2007 7:38 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
A Thirst Left Unquenched
Liquid Bread Flows Softly Down
Bitter Finish Ahhhhhh
Haiku # 39950, October 19, 2007 6:02 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
one hell of a bone
it's old and giving splinters
massive animal
Haiku # 39949, October 19, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by tickled toes of oh whatever
Welcome back to Ash
Glad to see your back on form
We missed your musses
Haiku # 39944, October 19, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
curse you bad haiku
having deleted the "que"?
the whole joke is lost
Haiku # 39943, October 19, 2007 8:54 am ET
by ash
life without passion
that can't be normal either
not feeling oh...
Haiku # 39942, October 19, 2007 8:53 am ET
by ash
we are all mortal
knowing doesn't help matters
and time rubs it in
Haiku # 39940, October 19, 2007 6:41 am ET
by ash
Bright yellow apples
Ripe juicy, tied to the tree
Waiting to be plucked

Held restrained helpless
Sting of anticipation
Pleasures yet to come

A private pleasure
Vulnerable open fruit
Our feast to enjoy

Haiku # 39939, October 19, 2007 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Casting long shadows
Hurting eyes used to dull skies
Vivid dazzling Sun
Haiku # 39938, October 19, 2007 5:54 am ET
by William Nippress

Ah! " Mortality"
It only makes itself known
After our youth's gone

Haiku # 39937, October 19, 2007 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
damn mortality
time slipping through my fingers
along with loose hairs
Haiku # 39933, October 18, 2007 9:29 am ET
by ash
Full on teenage angkst
It's not my fault i'm useless
It's all your fault DAD!
Haiku # 39932, October 18, 2007 4:05 am ET
by Teenagers R Us
pc sits silent
no fingers touch its flat keys
paper due tomorrow
Haiku # 39931, October 17, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Robert Orozco of Arizona State University, Arizona, USA
it's warm and sunny
golden October sunshine
in my violet home
Haiku # 39930, October 17, 2007 11:16 am ET
by DPF of over the hills
I am a space waste
my job..is simple and sux
no joy.. no hate.. done
Haiku # 39929, October 16, 2007 12:45 pm ET
by dear dad..I am now conformed to what you would not do are you happy I have no life
point it out, DO IT!!
looking below, oh you must..
your ego wants to
Haiku # 39928, October 16, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by the proper way to wipe
iT'S WARM AND SUNNY
hOWTEASING IS THAT KNOWLEDGE
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE BLUES

Haiku # 39927, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Naked lunch
your breaking the rules
if I can't neither can you
otherwise, CHAOS
Haiku # 39926, October 16, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by I do not think I will but sounds like fun
It
Haiku # 39925, October 16, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress of Cold and wet
Dude... such a bad mood
I'm fuckin laughin at times
oh..well..hey~

(I need 2 more syllables to finish that line)




FUCK YOU
Haiku # 39924, October 16, 2007 12:27 am ET
by this is my poetic expression of fuckity fuck fuckterrific joy. yep
know what?? no. nothing
here's a teil crayon for something
ready.. get set.. go
Haiku # 39923, October 16, 2007 12:22 am ET
by ouchity ouch ouch ouch
A pattern is emerging
Of social interaction
Of living and love
Haiku # 39922, October 13, 2007 4:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Dance is a metaphor for life
The firm close embrace
The surrender of her will
The seductive dance

Haiku # 39921, October 13, 2007 4:28 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Tango is my passion
A soft seduction
The closeness of a woman
Who connects with you

Haiku # 39920, October 13, 2007 4:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Through subtle movement
The weaving of emotions
In time to music
Haiku # 39919, October 13, 2007 4:21 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Two Tango Workshops
With the delightful Linda
St Giles, Oxford
Haiku # 39918, October 13, 2007 4:17 am ET
by Dancing Fool
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