two pokes of my stick
make you magically become
poked by my stick, fool!
by harvey the wonder skink
the first poem stinks
i try, but worse is the lame
justification
by five syllable words!
haiku wrote too fast
misspelled, didn't count oh no
must do better now
by Tim of Largo,
cheez-it white cheddar
crisp crunchy tast good too
powder on fingers
by tim of largo,
cheez-it white cheddar
crisp crunchy tast good too
powder on fingers
by tim of largo,
Democrat Party
is eating my life quickly
two thousand one soon?
by Virginia Dem
Horny, drinking Jolt
Keep your penis in your pants
You headless chicken.
by Baba O'Reilly of Bluffton,
Finger amputees.
When they try to write haiku
They can't count sylla
by Ready! Set! Haiku!
Haiku spreads weirdness.
Counting beats gives bad art name.
Heard of Dada? See?
by Anonymous Poet
Writing bad haiku
I should really be working
They can kiss my ass
by Poet Who Don't Even Knowet
I always crave more
Potato chips and haiku
Are both addictive
by Susanna
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
by Susanna
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
by Susanna
I'm glad my friend Jen
has stopped harassing me. Now
i have peace at last
by Lori
Bored At Work
I can tell what type
of day it will be after
getting my first call
by Lori
Cheese! Geez! Please!
The aliens screamed, and in their cheesy-lust
They destroyed our Earth
by Andy M.
Build a big monster,
Then you feed the big monster,
The harder they fall.
by reOnion of Huntsville, USA
nate compton is gay
not really i just hate him
no im just messin
by i don't think so evan of evan sucks, oh i think you know
jenna is ousted
you don't understand at all
its an inside joke
by the stupid ostrich
To correctly write
haiku, you must constantly
count on your fingers.
by Abby of USA
after your mom and i fucked
i bought her a duck
man that bitch bucked
by Anonymous Poet
May is upon us
The Chinese restaurant's Dumpster
Horrendously reeks
by Philip Chapman-Bell of Northampton, USA
eating the spinach
you crotch smells like a fish store
i never get head
by senor buebo of nashua, usa
Don't think me fickle<
But I like my cheeseburgers,
With extra pickles!
by IMabrtndr
Chronic 2000
go do what Dr. dre says
buy it and bump it
by Barella of Boston, USA
Some haikuist jerks
Use this form to write obscene
And very dumb stuff
by Anonymous Poet
New England sucks ass
NEED OUTTA THIS FUCKING JOB
want a cold beer fast
by Barella of Boston, USA
skirt too short today
mail guy has been catcalling
get over it please!
by Barella of Boston, USA
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
Mike Steve Blueberry
France's western comic book
Thank you, Moebius
by Erik of Paris, France
First times it worked but
having lotta trouble now
with error message
by Erik of Paris, France
Haiku
God bless you
That was not a sneeze
Well, God bless you anyway
by John Kuhns
Albert Gore, Jr
Democrats back Bill's VP
in Fall 2000
by Erik of Paris, France
Why? Following 'ddress
Permanent fatal errors
janis@topix...
by Erik of Paris, France
Fuck no, not again
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting
by Erik of Paris, France
don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
by Ben
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by Erik of Paris, France
Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
by chuck
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by Erik of Paris, France
Flown from Miami
by Erik of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
