Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
Haiku # 3444, May 31, 2000 8:47 am ET
by Ben
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
Haiku # 3443, May 31, 2000 8:30 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
Haiku # 3442, May 31, 2000 8:29 am ET
by chuck
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
Haiku # 3441, May 31, 2000 8:26 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Flown from Miami
Haiku # 3440, May 31, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
Haiku # 3439, May 31, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
Haiku # 3438, May 31, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
Haiku # 3437, May 31, 2000 7:46 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
Haiku # 3436, May 31, 2000 7:44 am ET
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3435, May 31, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3434, May 31, 2000 7:32 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3433, May 31, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world
Haiku # 3432, May 31, 2000 7:08 am ET
by syco
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
Haiku # 3431, May 31, 2000 7:03 am ET
by Syco
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
Haiku # 3430, May 31, 2000 6:57 am ET
by Syco
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
Haiku # 3429, May 31, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Tom of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com
Haiku # 3428, May 31, 2000 5:55 am ET
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, 19406
I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.
Haiku # 3427, May 31, 2000 4:42 am ET
by rospo of England
there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine
Haiku # 3426, May 31, 2000 3:53 am ET
by pymcat
A CHANCE TO LOVE YOU
IS ALL I ASK.THE WARMTH OF
YOUR TOUCH IS MY TASK.
Haiku # 3425, May 30, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by G. HARDY
This haiku poem
Has sixteen syllables
One syllable short.
Haiku # 3424, May 30, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This haiku poem
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?
Haiku # 3423, May 30, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
skip slip trip rip strip
fuck! bad luck upchuck i suck
quit? shit, spit and split
Haiku # 3422, May 30, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
big cricket racket
crunch em up and chew em up
antaenne tickle
Haiku # 3421, May 30, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hand plunges in water
held up, eel writhes and shimmers
in first morning light
Haiku # 3420, May 30, 2000 3:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Said father to son,
Bring me money, bring me gold.
Catch me if you can.
Haiku # 3419, May 30, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by Jez
fortress of logic
fell at my feet dust rose
then settled did i?
Haiku # 3418, May 30, 2000 8:02 am ET
by mount madonna mama
deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry
Haiku # 3417, May 30, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
Haiku # 3416, May 30, 2000 6:57 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
Haiku # 3415, May 30, 2000 6:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
Haiku # 3414, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
Haiku # 3413, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
Haiku # 3412, May 30, 2000 6:09 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap
Haiku # 3411, May 30, 2000 6:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes
Haiku # 3410, May 30, 2000 5:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3409, May 28, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Sarah
did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me
Haiku # 3408, May 27, 2000 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles
Haiku # 3407, May 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by lone wolf @onajourney.2nowhere
paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?
Haiku # 3406, May 27, 2000 8:21 am ET
by MAIN MAN
Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.
Haiku # 3405, May 27, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!
Haiku # 3404, May 27, 2000 8:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?
Haiku # 3403, May 27, 2000 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?
Haiku # 3402, May 26, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by Green Mark of London,
I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim
Haiku # 3401, May 26, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Stealthy
thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten
Haiku # 3400, May 26, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Stealthy
yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese
Haiku # 3399, May 26, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Tasty Bagels, shitty toppings.
Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly
Haiku # 3398, May 25, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house
Haiku # 3397, May 25, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking
Haiku # 3396, May 25, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter
Haiku # 3395, May 25, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
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