Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
Haiku # 3439, May 31, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
Haiku # 3438, May 31, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
Haiku # 3437, May 31, 2000 7:46 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
Haiku # 3436, May 31, 2000 7:44 am ET
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3435, May 31, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3434, May 31, 2000 7:32 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3433, May 31, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world
Haiku # 3432, May 31, 2000 7:08 am ET
by syco
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
Haiku # 3431, May 31, 2000 7:03 am ET
by Syco
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
Haiku # 3430, May 31, 2000 6:57 am ET
by Syco
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
Haiku # 3429, May 31, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Tom of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com
Haiku # 3428, May 31, 2000 5:55 am ET
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, 19406
I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.
Haiku # 3427, May 31, 2000 4:42 am ET
by rospo of England
there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine
Haiku # 3426, May 31, 2000 3:53 am ET
by pymcat
A CHANCE TO LOVE YOU
IS ALL I ASK.THE WARMTH OF
YOUR TOUCH IS MY TASK.
Haiku # 3425, May 30, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by G. HARDY
This haiku poem
Has sixteen syllables
One syllable short.
Haiku # 3424, May 30, 2000 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This haiku poem
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?
Haiku # 3423, May 30, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
skip slip trip rip strip
fuck! bad luck upchuck i suck
quit? shit, spit and split
Haiku # 3422, May 30, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
big cricket racket
crunch em up and chew em up
antaenne tickle
Haiku # 3421, May 30, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
hand plunges in water
held up, eel writhes and shimmers
in first morning light
Haiku # 3420, May 30, 2000 3:41 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Said father to son,
Bring me money, bring me gold.
Catch me if you can.
Haiku # 3419, May 30, 2000 3:20 pm ET
by Jez
fortress of logic
fell at my feet dust rose
then settled did i?
Haiku # 3418, May 30, 2000 8:02 am ET
by mount madonna mama
deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry
Haiku # 3417, May 30, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
Haiku # 3416, May 30, 2000 6:57 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
Haiku # 3415, May 30, 2000 6:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
Haiku # 3414, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
Haiku # 3413, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
Haiku # 3412, May 30, 2000 6:09 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap
Haiku # 3411, May 30, 2000 6:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes
Haiku # 3410, May 30, 2000 5:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3409, May 28, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Sarah
did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me
Haiku # 3408, May 27, 2000 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles
Haiku # 3407, May 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by lone wolf @onajourney.2nowhere
paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?
Haiku # 3406, May 27, 2000 8:21 am ET
by MAIN MAN
Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.
Haiku # 3405, May 27, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!
Haiku # 3404, May 27, 2000 8:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?
Haiku # 3403, May 27, 2000 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?
Haiku # 3402, May 26, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by Green Mark of London,
I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim
Haiku # 3401, May 26, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Stealthy
thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten
Haiku # 3400, May 26, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Stealthy
yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese
Haiku # 3399, May 26, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Tasty Bagels, shitty toppings.
Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly
Haiku # 3398, May 25, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house
Haiku # 3397, May 25, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking
Haiku # 3396, May 25, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter
Haiku # 3395, May 25, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
defiled your good name
ruined your reputation
one direction: up
Haiku # 3394, May 24, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by basho-matique
LISTEN TO ME NOW
FINE FORGET YOU
I DIDNT WANT YOU TO LISTEN ANYWAY
Haiku # 3393, May 24, 2000 11:14 am ET
by MICHELLE of BREMERTON,
Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see
Haiku # 3392, May 23, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Must learn to let go
two-thousand miles away
Soon four-thousand more
Haiku # 3391, May 23, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did something dumb:
Wrote him letter filled with truth
I wait for reply...
Haiku # 3390, May 23, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
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