Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see
Haiku # 3392, May 23, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Must learn to let go
two-thousand miles away
Soon four-thousand more
Haiku # 3391, May 23, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did something dumb:
Wrote him letter filled with truth
I wait for reply...
Haiku # 3390, May 23, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
My Life For A Smoke
Too Long I Have Gone Without
Cradle Me Sweet Smoke
Haiku # 3389, May 23, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Alfa Bette of Salida, USA
Cavers underground
Three sources of light
Spelunkers we're not.
Haiku # 3388, May 23, 2000 10:47 am ET
by haiku caver of USA
but what some have done
I think, is sort of like a
free-form rengai, yes?
Haiku # 3387, May 23, 2000 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tis free-form haiku:
not more than seventeen, see
...and may just be one!
Haiku # 3386, May 23, 2000 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
afternoon showers
water my cherryblossoms:
sweet efflorescence
Haiku # 3385, May 23, 2000 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
somebody's logic
may indeed be logical
or illogical
Haiku # 3384, May 23, 2000 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirty years old, FUCK!
Curse the young, at least I know
They will be fat too.
Haiku # 3383, May 22, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
no reason at all
rendering my reasoning
unreasonable
Haiku # 3382, May 22, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
tis english haiku:
2-3-2 or 3-5-3
or 5-7-5.
Haiku # 3381, May 21, 2000 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
won't you ever suck my COCK
and lick both my BALLS
Haiku # 3380, May 20, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
torrential pourings
thus batter my torpid eaves
a deluged bird's nest
Haiku # 3379, May 20, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 3378, May 20, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers
Haiku # 3377, May 20, 2000 10:23 am ET
by TINA BEAR of KANSAS CITY, US
for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision
Haiku # 3376, May 19, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by ash
Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite
Haiku # 3375, May 19, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff
Haiku # 3374, May 19, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?
Haiku # 3373, May 19, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains
Haiku # 3372, May 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!
Haiku # 3371, May 19, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mosquito of Voorheesville, NY, USA
ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.
Haiku # 3370, May 19, 2000 8:26 am ET
by cmm of athns,
would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly
Haiku # 3369, May 18, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3368, May 18, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3367, May 18, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
test your haiku style
Come to my school of haiku
enter battlefield!
Haiku # 3366, May 18, 2000 2:19 pm ET
by Master Chan
Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!
Haiku # 3365, May 17, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Turnip Man of Norwich, England
temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag
Haiku # 3364, May 16, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by Basho-matique of myob-byob
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3363, May 14, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3362, May 14, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim
Haiku # 3361, May 14, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the couch you ask
do you want a cup of tea
i answer: yes please
Haiku # 3360, May 14, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
Verily I fall over
, ouch.
It hurts my limbs
Haiku # 3359, May 14, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Pink Moon
I'm not feeling up to this,
he grumbled,
while spewing out nonsense.
Haiku # 3358, May 14, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Pink Moon
Moral? Immoral?
Deontological or
Consequential? Stop!
Haiku # 3357, May 14, 2000 12:05 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Fifteen hours left
Until I'm a free woman
Then comes Coronas...
Haiku # 3356, May 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
and i dreamt i died
but with time to drive around
and say my goodbyes
Haiku # 3355, May 13, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
html hmmmm
i wonder if this is right
somehow i doubt it
Haiku # 3354, May 13, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Hey Ash... Wanna take
My ethics final? Peter
Singer is from Oz...
Haiku # 3353, May 13, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
regarding haiku
it's five, then seven, then five
innumerate fools
Haiku # 3352, May 12, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by ash
When sharpening his pencil
The boy lets out a shriek
That was his cock
Haiku # 3351, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
I lie in wait for the dawn
Like a Frenchman
For an arse-pummelling
Haiku # 3350, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
A crusty old woman's
Last sexual gesture
Is picking her nose
Haiku # 3349, May 12, 2000 9:29 am ET
by Henry
The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison
Haiku # 3348, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage
Haiku # 3347, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly
Haiku # 3346, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Moussa
When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.
Haiku # 3345, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Henry
In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.
Haiku # 3344, May 12, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Henry
I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.
Haiku # 3343, May 12, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Henry
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