Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

but what some have done
I think, is sort of like a
free-form rengai, yes?
Haiku # 3387, May 23, 2000 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tis free-form haiku:
not more than seventeen, see
...and may just be one!
Haiku # 3386, May 23, 2000 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
afternoon showers
water my cherryblossoms:
sweet efflorescence
Haiku # 3385, May 23, 2000 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
somebody's logic
may indeed be logical
or illogical
Haiku # 3384, May 23, 2000 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirty years old, FUCK!
Curse the young, at least I know
They will be fat too.
Haiku # 3383, May 22, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
no reason at all
rendering my reasoning
unreasonable
Haiku # 3382, May 22, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
tis english haiku:
2-3-2 or 3-5-3
or 5-7-5.
Haiku # 3381, May 21, 2000 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
won't you ever suck my COCK
and lick both my BALLS
Haiku # 3380, May 20, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
torrential pourings
thus batter my torpid eaves
a deluged bird's nest
Haiku # 3379, May 20, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 3378, May 20, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers
Haiku # 3377, May 20, 2000 10:23 am ET
by TINA BEAR of KANSAS CITY, US
for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision
Haiku # 3376, May 19, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by ash
Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite
Haiku # 3375, May 19, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff
Haiku # 3374, May 19, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?
Haiku # 3373, May 19, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains
Haiku # 3372, May 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!
Haiku # 3371, May 19, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mosquito of Voorheesville, NY, USA
ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.
Haiku # 3370, May 19, 2000 8:26 am ET
by cmm of athns,
would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly
Haiku # 3369, May 18, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3368, May 18, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3367, May 18, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
test your haiku style
Come to my school of haiku
enter battlefield!
Haiku # 3366, May 18, 2000 2:19 pm ET
by Master Chan
Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!
Haiku # 3365, May 17, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Turnip Man of Norwich, England
temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag
Haiku # 3364, May 16, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by Basho-matique of myob-byob
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3363, May 14, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3362, May 14, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim
Haiku # 3361, May 14, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the couch you ask
do you want a cup of tea
i answer: yes please
Haiku # 3360, May 14, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
Verily I fall over
, ouch.
It hurts my limbs
Haiku # 3359, May 14, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Pink Moon
I'm not feeling up to this,
he grumbled,
while spewing out nonsense.
Haiku # 3358, May 14, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Pink Moon
Moral? Immoral?
Deontological or
Consequential? Stop!
Haiku # 3357, May 14, 2000 12:05 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Fifteen hours left
Until I'm a free woman
Then comes Coronas...
Haiku # 3356, May 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
and i dreamt i died
but with time to drive around
and say my goodbyes
Haiku # 3355, May 13, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
html hmmmm
i wonder if this is right
somehow i doubt it
Haiku # 3354, May 13, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Hey Ash... Wanna take
My ethics final? Peter
Singer is from Oz...
Haiku # 3353, May 13, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
regarding haiku
it's five, then seven, then five
innumerate fools
Haiku # 3352, May 12, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by ash
When sharpening his pencil
The boy lets out a shriek
That was his cock
Haiku # 3351, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
I lie in wait for the dawn
Like a Frenchman
For an arse-pummelling
Haiku # 3350, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
A crusty old woman's
Last sexual gesture
Is picking her nose
Haiku # 3349, May 12, 2000 9:29 am ET
by Henry
The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison
Haiku # 3348, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage
Haiku # 3347, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly
Haiku # 3346, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Moussa
When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.
Haiku # 3345, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Henry
In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.
Haiku # 3344, May 12, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Henry
I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.
Haiku # 3343, May 12, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Henry
hollywood bonfire
get all fucked up soon y'hear
and write more haiku
Haiku # 3342, May 12, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
i quit everything
a goddamned mormon
my haiku sucks
i'm edgy and lonely
i've been running a lot
getting in shape
climbing the walls
but let the record show
that still I would love
a cigarette
five beers
three bonghits
Haiku # 3341, May 11, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights
Haiku # 3340, May 11, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you
Haiku # 3339, May 11, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax
Haiku # 3338, May 10, 2000 11:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
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