Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff

Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?

would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains

I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!

ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.

would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly

I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess

I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess

test your haiku style
Come to my school of haiku
enter battlefield!

Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!

temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag

looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh

looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh

purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim

on the couch you ask
do you want a cup of tea
i answer: yes please

Verily I fall over
, ouch.
It hurts my limbs

I'm not feeling up to this,
he grumbled,
while spewing out nonsense.

Moral? Immoral?
Deontological or
Consequential? Stop!

Fifteen hours left
Until I'm a free woman
Then comes Coronas...

and i dreamt i died
but with time to drive around
and say my goodbyes

html hmmmm
i wonder if this is right
somehow i doubt it

Hey Ash... Wanna take
My ethics final? Peter
Singer is from Oz...

regarding haiku
it's five, then seven, then five
innumerate fools

When sharpening his pencil
The boy lets out a shriek
That was his cock

I lie in wait for the dawn
Like a Frenchman
For an arse-pummelling

A crusty old woman's
Last sexual gesture
Is picking her nose

The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison

It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage

I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly

When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.

In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.

I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.

hollywood bonfire
get all fucked up soon y'hear
and write more haiku

i quit everything
a goddamned mormon
my haiku sucks
i'm edgy and lonely
i've been running a lot
getting in shape
climbing the walls
but let the record show
that still I would love
a cigarette
five beers
three bonghits

my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights

attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you

Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax

it's 1:11
the deadline is five pm
3 pages to go

Haven't quite started
Must stop procrastinating
To write this last beast

Two papers complete
Now it's philosophy's turn
Six pages to go.

the trouble with this
as far as I plainly see
moths fly in my ear

To sleep I must go
Paper is coming nicely
Perhaps I will pass.

Settle down, doo-doo.
No need for vulgarity.
Tell us what happened.

You wouldn't even
feel it, you're so fucking loose.
Fuck a skyscraper.

Go fuck yourself with
a running chainsaw. Does it
make a nice dildo?

Nasty slut! Die! Die!
Drink urine through your nostrils,
fucking dick-warmer.

Let's see what you think
about me after I tear
open your skull, Bitch.

Twice today he asked
me to leave. You'd think I'd get
the point and just go.

The Exhibitionist

I've wanted to kiss
you since the afternoon when
I tried to draw your

portrait. People watched
me watch you without ever
knowing anything.

Half

Your friend doesn't like
me much. Something must be wrong.
I want you to crowd

through my emotions
until you are everything,
but Emily is

better for you. She
has a dog. Matt says you need
a good lay. I'd be<