Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!
Haiku # 3365, May 17, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Turnip Man of Norwich, England
temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag
Haiku # 3364, May 16, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by Basho-matique of myob-byob
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3363, May 14, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3362, May 14, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim
Haiku # 3361, May 14, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the couch you ask
do you want a cup of tea
i answer: yes please
Haiku # 3360, May 14, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
Verily I fall over
, ouch.
It hurts my limbs
Haiku # 3359, May 14, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Pink Moon
I'm not feeling up to this,
he grumbled,
while spewing out nonsense.
Haiku # 3358, May 14, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Pink Moon
Moral? Immoral?
Deontological or
Consequential? Stop!
Haiku # 3357, May 14, 2000 12:05 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Fifteen hours left
Until I'm a free woman
Then comes Coronas...
Haiku # 3356, May 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
and i dreamt i died
but with time to drive around
and say my goodbyes
Haiku # 3355, May 13, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
html hmmmm
i wonder if this is right
somehow i doubt it
Haiku # 3354, May 13, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Hey Ash... Wanna take
My ethics final? Peter
Singer is from Oz...
Haiku # 3353, May 13, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
regarding haiku
it's five, then seven, then five
innumerate fools
Haiku # 3352, May 12, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by ash
When sharpening his pencil
The boy lets out a shriek
That was his cock
Haiku # 3351, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
I lie in wait for the dawn
Like a Frenchman
For an arse-pummelling
Haiku # 3350, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
A crusty old woman's
Last sexual gesture
Is picking her nose
Haiku # 3349, May 12, 2000 9:29 am ET
by Henry
The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison
Haiku # 3348, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage
Haiku # 3347, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly
Haiku # 3346, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Moussa
When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.
Haiku # 3345, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Henry
In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.
Haiku # 3344, May 12, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Henry
I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.
Haiku # 3343, May 12, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Henry
hollywood bonfire
get all fucked up soon y'hear
and write more haiku
Haiku # 3342, May 12, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
i quit everything
a goddamned mormon
my haiku sucks
i'm edgy and lonely
i've been running a lot
getting in shape
climbing the walls
but let the record show
that still I would love
a cigarette
five beers
three bonghits
Haiku # 3341, May 11, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights
Haiku # 3340, May 11, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you
Haiku # 3339, May 11, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax
Haiku # 3338, May 10, 2000 11:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
it's 1:11
the deadline is five pm
3 pages to go
Haiku # 3337, May 9, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Haven't quite started
Must stop procrastinating
To write this last beast
Haiku # 3336, May 8, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Two papers complete
Now it's philosophy's turn
Six pages to go.
Haiku # 3335, May 8, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
the trouble with this
as far as I plainly see
moths fly in my ear
Haiku # 3334, May 8, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by Peter Gunn of York, usa
To sleep I must go
Paper is coming nicely
Perhaps I will pass.
Haiku # 3333, May 8, 2000 1:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Settle down, doo-doo.
No need for vulgarity.
Tell us what happened.
Haiku # 3332, May 8, 2000 12:31 am ET
by KatKrotch
You wouldn't even
feel it, you're so fucking loose.
Fuck a skyscraper.
Haiku # 3331, May 8, 2000 12:27 am ET
by doo
Go fuck yourself with
a running chainsaw. Does it
make a nice dildo?
Haiku # 3330, May 8, 2000 12:26 am ET
by doo
Nasty slut! Die! Die!
Drink urine through your nostrils,
fucking dick-warmer.
Haiku # 3329, May 8, 2000 12:24 am ET
by doo
Let's see what you think
about me after I tear
open your skull, Bitch.
Haiku # 3328, May 8, 2000 12:21 am ET
by doo
Twice today he asked
me to leave. You'd think I'd get
the point and just go.
Haiku # 3327, May 8, 2000 12:18 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
The Exhibitionist

I've wanted to kiss
you since the afternoon when
I tried to draw your

portrait. People watched
me watch you without ever
knowing anything.
Haiku # 3326, May 8, 2000 12:14 am ET
by KatKrotch
Half

Your friend doesn't like
me much. Something must be wrong.
I want you to crowd

through my emotions
until you are everything,
but Emily is

better for you. She
has a dog. Matt says you need
a good lay. I'd be<
Haiku # 3325, May 8, 2000 12:06 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Introspective

I know it`s always
about me. All of my thoughts
start with one letter.
Haiku # 3324, May 7, 2000 11:50 pm ET
by KatKrotch
Four pages complete
Technically just four more
Then start paper two.
Haiku # 3323, May 7, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
half page is written
seven and then some to go
i wish i were done
Haiku # 3322, May 7, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Alone, the nights I
write, you still live. Each month, for
three days, the moon dies.
Haiku # 3321, May 7, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by bleeding one of Princeton,
I'll let Steve know this
So that he can join the fun
And relive the past
Haiku # 3320, May 7, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did not realize
That this site was still alive
Hooray for haiku
Haiku # 3319, May 7, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
whiskey on the rocks
Johnny Walker Black Label
cheers to the good life
Haiku # 3318, May 5, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
autumn at my place
white haze slants below cirrus
still, cold afternoon
Haiku # 3317, May 3, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by ash
Haiku, I hate you
Hey Sonnet, I hate you too
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 3316, May 2, 2000 11:48 pm ET
by Austin
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