Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Four pages complete
Technically just four more
Then start paper two.
Haiku # 3323 May 7, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
half page is written
seven and then some to go
i wish i were done
Haiku # 3322 May 7, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Alone, the nights I
write, you still live. Each month, for
three days, the moon dies.
Haiku # 3321 May 7, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by bleeding one of Princeton,
I'll let Steve know this
So that he can join the fun
And relive the past
Haiku # 3320 May 7, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did not realize
That this site was still alive
Hooray for haiku
Haiku # 3319 May 7, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
whiskey on the rocks
Johnny Walker Black Label
cheers to the good life
Haiku # 3318 May 5, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
autumn at my place
white haze slants below cirrus
still, cold afternoon
Haiku # 3317 May 3, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by ash
Haiku, I hate you
Hey Sonnet, I hate you too
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 3316 May 2, 2000 11:48 pm ET
by Austin
Bored at my desk
Surfing through
Very bad Haiku
Haiku # 3315 May 2, 2000 5:47 am ET
by Sarita of Singapore, Singapore
I jumped off a cliff
The ground rushed toward my white face
Splat! I'm street pizza
Haiku # 3314 May 1, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by Sooper Dood
if you suck my cock
a river of white will flow
straight into your mouth
Haiku # 3312 May 1, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by joelt2k
Just sittin around.
Found your butt kickin website.
What a waste of time.
Haiku # 3311 May 1, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Fuzzywhuze
luscent moon
bathes my window pane
in its glow
Haiku # 3310 May 1, 2000 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fireflies
light my house
tonight
Haiku # 3309 May 1, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
GRASS
growing
tall!
Haiku # 3308 May 1, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash
check this
out
Haiku # 3307 May 1, 2000 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
monsoon
sends the jay
away
Haiku # 3306 May 1, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
light drizzle
blows the leaf away
from my hand
Haiku # 3305 May 1, 2000 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my inspiration has left ...
abandoned me to be wasted -
hither and thither.
'las, you miserable bum:
to the guillotine you go!!!
Haiku # 3304 May 1, 2000 1:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tropical rainstorms
form puddles on my garden,
icky toads croaking
Haiku # 3303 May 1, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BRIGHT AND COLORFUL
TALE, SHORT BUT ALL BEAUTIFUL
LOVELY SMELLING PETALS
Haiku # 3302 April 30, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Haiku # 3301 April 30, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Don't mess with Kelyme
Or he will kick your ass bad
Just shutup you freak!
Haiku # 3300 April 30, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Kelyme
I love sara
sighned rayman
Haiku # 3299 April 30, 2000 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298 April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem
Haiku # 3297 April 29, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by wwink
but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech
Haiku # 3296 April 29, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount
Haiku # 3295 April 29, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect
Haiku # 3294 April 29, 2000 10:38 am ET
by sarah
drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola
Haiku # 3293 April 29, 2000 10:37 am ET
by sarah
job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292 April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291 April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290 April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn
Haiku # 3289 April 29, 2000 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!
Haiku # 3288 April 27, 2000 6:07 pm ET
by Sarah
She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.
Haiku # 3287 April 27, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Sarah
Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
Haiku # 3286 April 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
Haiku # 3285 April 27, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
Haiku # 3284 April 25, 2000 1:14 am ET
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
Haiku # 3283 April 25, 2000 12:55 am ET
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
Haiku # 3282 April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
Haiku # 3281 April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
Haiku # 3280 April 25, 2000 12:53 am ET
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
Haiku # 3279 April 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
Haiku # 3278 April 25, 2000 12:51 am ET
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
Haiku # 3277 April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
Haiku # 3276 April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
Haiku # 3275 April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3274 April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3273 April 25, 2000 12:48 am ET
by tyler miller