Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
by tyler miller
if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even
by tyler miller
ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping
by tyler miller
Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye
by B
oOe oOe oOe oOe oOe
vvv i vvv i vvv i vvv
cCe cCe cCe cCe cCe
by DUNG
SWEETHEART? HEY, IT'S DUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY
by DUNG
IF HERE'S BAD THERE'S WORSE
JESUS HAIKU GESTAPO
TRASHED MY THREE GOOD WORKS
by DUNG
He said my wife was
corny: I did not know she
had shat in his mouth.
by bonk
lazy mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
early morning dawn.
by Anonymous Poet
haiku or senryu
two-three-two or three-five-three
or just five-seven-five
by Anonymous Poet
utter aloneness
Heideger Kafka and Sartre
existential angst
by Anonymous Poet
Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand
by Anonymous Poet
ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember
by Anonymous Poet
by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
by Anonymous Poet
my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears
by ash
put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements
by Anonymous Poet
it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site
by Anonymous Poet
misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane
by Anonymous Poet
Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!
by Anonymous Poet
Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels
by Anonymous Poet
jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth
by Anonymous Poet
We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache
by robert lane of melbourne, Australia
IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING
by DUNG
DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS
by DUNG
I STAND WITH ONE FIST
FIRMLY UP MOTHER NATURE'S
HAIRY HIPPIE COOZE
by DUNG
I'M YOUR UNCLE DUNG
I CRAP IN ABOVE GROUND POOLS
EVERY CHANCE I GET
by DUNG
YOU SMEARED YOUR RED MOUTH
ON MY ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT
I WAS ON ACID
by DUNG
the more crap i buy
the more crowded my house gets
so old crap i chuck
by Hollywood Bonfire
god's own monster truck
satan's bazooka roaring
ninja apostles
by Hollywood Bonfire
leprechaun squadron
climbs down into my pee-hole
excrutiating
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm stuck in London
My car has broken all down
Waiting for a ride
by Sheila Jones of Port Colborne,
see the market swing
watch the panic in the streets
hear the suits gasping
by ash
testing testing test
will the haiku submit work
or not? Let us see.
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
i like to give head
my boyfriend he enjoys it
he has a big dick
by MuffinMan
