the more crap i buy
the more crowded my house gets
so old crap i chuck
by Hollywood Bonfire
god's own monster truck
satan's bazooka roaring
ninja apostles
by Hollywood Bonfire
leprechaun squadron
climbs down into my pee-hole
excrutiating
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm stuck in London
My car has broken all down
Waiting for a ride
by Sheila Jones of Port Colborne,
see the market swing
watch the panic in the streets
hear the suits gasping
by ash
testing testing test
will the haiku submit work
or not? Let us see.
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
i like to give head
my boyfriend he enjoys it
he has a big dick
by MuffinMan
There once was this test
It was called the damn M CAS
To show our dumbness
by Scoot
you''re douche-a-RICKfic
jumbling douche in your mouth
do not be afraid!
by Ives E.N. Eurkrotch
oh hostess janis
salutations from down here
where''s that damn bonfire ?
by ash
Drugs, Fun, Drugs, Fun, Drugs
The perputual cycles
Of Life continue
by Janis of LA, USA
the water is sweet
by the river side
but die die die die!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
ah bureaucracy....
would not notice shit stinking
undocumented
by ash
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
by basho-matique
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
by basho-matique
whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual
by ash
schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash
by Anonymous Poet
a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em
by Basho-matique
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
by Anonymous Poet
deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning
by Anonymous Poet
You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat
by Kerry
Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?
by Tony Guglielmino of genova, italy
I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own
by thief
i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration
by Basho-labamba
Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions
by kaos
I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast
by kaos
Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!
by Nicole Mark of Liverpool, United States
damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert
by ash
ronald mcdonald
forsooth, that filled one whole line
five quick syllables
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables
Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
