ronald mcdonald
forsooth, that filled one whole line
five quick syllables
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables
Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd
by Thunder Stork
if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league
by basho-elgrande
While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings
by SHAGGYDOO
The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.
by Black Knight of Galbadia
The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.
by Jason McNaughton
This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles
by Kenneth Extension
I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy
by Kenneth Extension
I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission
by Kenneth Extension
Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.
by Martin Getz of Liverpool, USA
they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?
by Thunder Stork
Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice
by Kenneth Extension
Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken
by Kenneth Extension
kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet
by joleen of virginia beach,
another wet day
follows another wet day
seems like forever
by ash
i saw some dead swans
they were in a stagnant pond
the smell made me puke
by ben of Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
I''m moving next month
to another state that real-
ly sucks up the ass
by joleen of virginia beach,
I can''t go to sleep
I''ll go watch infomercials
What fun that will be
by joleen of virginia beach,
List so long I see
i can''t believe the progress
My apples are dumb
by psi-ko of US
The table has no legs
So is it a table or not?
I think just a board.
by psi-ko of US
yum! warm apple pie
once i drank too much vodka
jehovah is god
by Haiku Dude of Jasper, United States
I''ve just got back from
Logic class, where we were all
Getting a bit board.
by joe of uk
Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough
by Kackarott
being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning
by ash
sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh
by moon dog
new red motorbike
finally mobile once more
transport of delight
by ash
My hand shakes so bad
I haven''t slept for two nights
Maybe I should cut down
by AndyMan of USA
The beans of java
Slow-roasted to perfection
Now I am wired
by AndyMan of USA
great pain of sluts past
haunts my mind with every drink
booze drowns whores and sluts
by oldnasty
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
apple mac-o-phile
knowing which buttons to press
rotten to the core
by ash
solvent abuser
aromatic resonance
gets right up my nose
by ash
makes me fucking laugh
when you open your big mouth
the shit flows freely
by oldnasty
my sister''s web site
gee you are so smart and cool
that''s why i love you
by Micah Bonte-Gelok of London, Canada
polyurethane
at leatht ath much ath i am
thynthetic parrot
by ash
i am over here
u live on another world
why is it like this ?
by ash
around the way girl
do it like you like to do
yeah bitch that''s right yeah
by oldnasty of optown, usa
clothespin on your nose
such an ungodly racket
old wretched carcass
by basho-kamasutra
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
by Thunder Stork
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
by Thunder Stork
Haiku you do me
like you used to want to do?
Haiku you do it to me?
by stencil of Emerald,