Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

List so long I see
i can''t believe the progress
My apples are dumb
Haiku # 3171, March 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by psi-ko of US
The table has no legs
So is it a table or not?
I think just a board.
Haiku # 3170, March 18, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by psi-ko of US
yum! warm apple pie
once i drank too much vodka
jehovah is god
Haiku # 3169, March 16, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by Haiku Dude of Jasper, United States
I''ve just got back from
Logic class, where we were all
Getting a bit board.
Haiku # 3168, March 16, 2000 9:43 am ET
by joe of uk
Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough
Haiku # 3167, March 15, 2000 6:05 am ET
by Kackarott
being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning
Haiku # 3166, March 15, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh
Haiku # 3165, March 14, 2000 10:33 am ET
by moon dog
new red motorbike
finally mobile once more
transport of delight
Haiku # 3164, March 14, 2000 2:55 am ET
by ash
My hand shakes so bad
I haven''t slept for two nights
Maybe I should cut down
Haiku # 3163, March 13, 2000 8:46 pm ET
by AndyMan of USA
The beans of java
Slow-roasted to perfection
Now I am wired
Haiku # 3162, March 13, 2000 8:45 pm ET
by AndyMan of USA
great pain of sluts past
haunts my mind with every drink
booze drowns whores and sluts
Haiku # 3161, March 12, 2000 12:49 pm ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 3160, March 12, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
Haiku # 3159, March 12, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
apple mac-o-phile
knowing which buttons to press
rotten to the core
Haiku # 3158, March 11, 2000 4:51 am ET
by ash
solvent abuser
aromatic resonance
gets right up my nose
Haiku # 3157, March 11, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
makes me fucking laugh
when you open your big mouth
the shit flows freely
Haiku # 3156, March 10, 2000 1:11 pm ET
by oldnasty
my sister''s web site
gee you are so smart and cool
that''s why i love you
Haiku # 3155, March 9, 2000 9:14 pm ET
by Micah Bonte-Gelok of London, Canada
polyurethane
at leatht ath much ath i am
thynthetic parrot
Haiku # 3154, March 9, 2000 4:53 am ET
by ash
i am over here
u live on another world
why is it like this ?
Haiku # 3153, March 9, 2000 4:49 am ET
by ash
around the way girl
do it like you like to do
yeah bitch that''s right yeah
Haiku # 3152, March 9, 2000 12:41 am ET
by oldnasty of optown, usa
clothespin on your nose
such an ungodly racket
old wretched carcass
Haiku # 3151, March 8, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by basho-kamasutra
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
Haiku # 3150, March 7, 2000 11:32 am ET
by Thunder Stork
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
Haiku # 3149, March 7, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Thunder Stork
Haiku you do me
like you used to want to do?
Haiku you do it to me?
Haiku # 3148, March 7, 2000 10:49 am ET
by stencil of Emerald,
One day, walking down the
street. I said hello, and he
said hello back. Suprising!!!
Haiku # 3147, March 7, 2000 8:23 am ET
by Lee Deeming of Birmingham, England
Haiku # 3146, March 7, 2000 8:21 am ET
by Lee Deeming of Birmingham, England
sometimes i wonder
there must be a better way
please, not religion !
Haiku # 3145, March 7, 2000 2:34 am ET
by ash
ACOMA
Question of the day
is " do you know who I am?"
cause i really don''t.
Haiku # 3144, March 6, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
o, potatohead
crossdresser''s eyes, ruby lips
tuberous homo
Haiku # 3143, March 6, 2000 7:36 am ET
by chris
i think i''ll get my
ear pierced, turn my hat around
conformist moron
Haiku # 3142, March 6, 2000 7:26 am ET
by chris
You look like a hooker
you smell like a hooker
you must be one
Haiku # 3141, March 6, 2000 6:41 am ET
by Devil of Hades,
This Sucks
Haiku # 3140, March 6, 2000 6:37 am ET
by Devil of Hades,
UGH! Dammit Woman!
Numbers baffle my conscience
Screw the percentage!!!!
Haiku # 3139, March 6, 2000 5:37 am ET
by Kackarott
fat amphibian
ravenous axolotl
frilled rotund liz-oid
Haiku # 3138, March 5, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by ash
I prefer flicking
Where did you learn to do that
Now it is your turn
Haiku # 3137, March 5, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Knuclemania
She was only twelve
You''re an old dirty bastard!
Her music sucks too!
Haiku # 3136, March 5, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Kackarott
Destiny, Soulmates
Always believed but never
thought it would happen
Haiku # 3135, March 5, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Knucklemania
You shatter my world
If I could hold you closer
Week knees and lost breath
Haiku # 3134, March 5, 2000 10:34 am ET
by Kackarott
Big hot fist in ass
Seems like such a good idea
E.R here i come
Haiku # 3133, March 5, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Kackarott
Go to your ice cave
Find your power animal
It will be Psyduck
Haiku # 3132, March 4, 2000 10:35 pm ET
by Karl Beck of St. Louis, USA
This is my Haiku
You should write one too
This should really humor you
This will scare you like-BOO!
Have fun getting a clue
Because I can''t write a Haiku!
Haiku # 3131, March 4, 2000 5:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
AIM''s for geeks...
splash. i seem to have dropped a
something in my beer
Haiku # 3130, March 2, 2000 8:46 am ET
by Floatation Device
I`m not washing that,
Don`t know where on earth it`s been.
Not that I want to.
Haiku # 3129, March 2, 2000 8:46 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
If you`d only AIM
We could argue in real time
But with, like, typing.
Haiku # 3128, March 2, 2000 8:42 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
brother schmuther :P
yes, :P is a syllable
wash this, bing-bong head
Haiku # 3127, March 2, 2000 8:41 am ET
by Floatation Device
Ah, I see you now.
Naked as the day you birthed.
...What the fuck is *that*??
Haiku # 3126, March 2, 2000 8:38 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
You are my brother.
And you do know I love you.
But please. You must wash.
Haiku # 3125, March 2, 2000 8:35 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
make way for the me
in all my naked splendour
yes you, Scrunty H
Haiku # 3124, March 2, 2000 8:34 am ET
by Floatation Device
This page is ''bad.asp''
I`d laugh if I were a geek.
But I`m not, of course.
Haiku # 3123, March 2, 2000 8:29 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why am I so fond
Of music which is mainly
honking and bleeping?
Haiku # 3122, March 2, 2000 8:24 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
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