This is my Haiku
You should write one too
This should really humor you
This will scare you like-BOO!
Have fun getting a clue
Because I can''t write a Haiku!
by Anonymous Poet
AIM''s for geeks...
splash. i seem to have dropped a
something in my beer
by Floatation Device
I`m not washing that,
Don`t know where on earth it`s been.
Not that I want to.
by Scrunty Hardbody
If you`d only AIM
We could argue in real time
But with, like, typing.
by Scrunty Hardbody
brother schmuther :P
yes, :P is a syllable
wash this, bing-bong head
by Floatation Device
Ah, I see you now.
Naked as the day you birthed.
...What the fuck is *that*??
by Scrunty Hardbody
You are my brother.
And you do know I love you.
But please. You must wash.
by Scrunty Hardbody
make way for the me
in all my naked splendour
yes you, Scrunty H
by Floatation Device
This page is ''bad.asp''
I`d laugh if I were a geek.
But I`m not, of course.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Why am I so fond
Of music which is mainly
honking and bleeping?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Your kiss is lethal.
That beard chafes my soft girl face.
Thank god for savlon.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Girls: don`t wear makeup.
It`s expensive and takes time.
Find some ugly friends.
by Scrunty Hardbody
You draw the thing here
Then make it move over there.
Buh, technology.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Cease your beer drinking,
It makes you hyperactive.
Sit in this box here.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Five dollars for that??
Some steamed milk and espresso?
No way, Starbucks dude!
by AndyMan of USA
Coffee, sugar, and
coconut milk over ice
A Thai iced coffee!
by AndyMan of USA
my my my my my
dee ba dee dooseelucy
king kong koeysunk toey
by derik harness
my my my my my
dee ba dee dooseelucy
king kong koeysunk toey
by derik harness
seven year battle
bureaucracy falls over
kiss my arse, losers !
by ash
sweating profusely
relative humidity
rather absolute
by ash
She lies that shes fine
pre-suicidal anguish
already I grieve
by (_)DEmptyCoffeeCup(_)D of USA
i wouldn''t blame you
if you wrote your congressman
called him an asshole
by basho-blabla
the velvet Quee thinks
am i not a man who cares
you are not a man!
by kutty mak
Full Tornado Kick
My man can do one, I can''t
Talented bastard!
by Anonymous Poet
a light, a beacon
illuminates all behind
i love lighting farts
by chris
serendipity
arbitrary chemical
hugs those receptors
by ash
Oh Red Simitar
Penetrate The Glistened Brush;
Announce Your Presence
by Scott of Still Alton,
Visionary Words
Ne''r Aproach The Vast Archives
Of Bad Haiku Land
by Scott of Still Alton,
Beer Number One
Shock my Newly Divorced Soul
Shake off The Cobwebs
Beer Number Two
Quickly Follow Number One
Tingle My Nostrils
Beer Number Three,
Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Let
Me Not Remember
Beer Number Nine
by Scott of Still Alton,
instead of love---grunts
instead of caresses----howls
just count your blessings
by Basho-nimbus
stock market bubble
responding to gravity
pulls down my nasdaqs
by ash
Sweat falls like rain,
I approach her,
My mouth won''t open.
by Madhav Saxena of New Orleans, USA
Outdoor theatre
Sitting, bombed with bat-poo
Art reflects life again...
by Dee Bee of Sydney, Australia
godly providence
ceramic saxaphone plays
that noted refrain
by ash
sitting in the morgue
surrounded by the corpses
cadaverama
by ash
I see the sun,
it shines in my face,
how i wish i was in a shaded
place.
by mike willis of auburn,
by dugi of Florda, TAlisey
bla bla bla bla la
check out my new cd burn
er bla bla bla bla
by basho-bla-bla
I tried to bind them
Wishful thinking child I was
Alas, they escaped
by (_)D~OuttaCoffee
dark cloud above my head
every bridge crossed
another nail in my bed
by jeff of va beach, US
My heart is broken
No bunny slippers for me
My feet are too big
by (_)D~Coffee
total silence comes
little silicone lawyers
judge judy frees us
by basho-elgrande
I wish I could fly
High up in the sky but I
Can't You can I can''t
by Kenneth Extension
Does anyone know
If a Space Pen really works
Upside down in space?
by Kenneth Extension
Hark, I have risen
Like Lazarus from the grave
Okay, not "like" like
by Kenneth Extension
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
by Thunder Stork
they call me dick ears
but i speak the holy truth
broccoli is king
by Anonymous Poet
bonfire is primo
it''s haiku with attitude
but where is kenneth
by basho -bla-bla
some haiku is so
bad that Kevorkian should
turn the hose on it
by Basho-bla-bla
lukewarm ankle-deep
ocean where we throw our nets
infested with turds
by ash
