internet junkie
the telephone my pipeline
the keys my surfboard
by ash
I''m the roasted pig
let this bed be the platter
you are the apple
by Hollywood Bonfire
privileged child asked
"was expensive school worth while?"
answers "i think not"
by Ted
inlaws and outlaws-
the difference between them?
outlaws are wanted.
by Ted
bride''s mom: "husband should
not see you completely nude"
so bride wears a hat
by Ted
flashback from third grade
writing haiku when told to
who is telling now?
by Ted
flashback from third grade
by Ted
Looking at all these poems make me sick. Then I realize that it is the reflection of the guy standing behind me with a knife.
by Bad_Lil_Angel of Dallas, USA
among my blessings
I am fortunate to count
a freakish horse cock
by Hollywood Bonfire
white banana in
Whiz Bang Clunk Rattle, Presto!
brown banana out
by Thunder Stork
This is a Haiku,
Five, Seven, Five Syllables,
Harder than it looks
by westprog of Dublin,
popular demand
the bonfire lights up the site
welcome back stranger
by ash
gave my notice here
at my good-bye lunch I''ll lie
and say it was great
by Hollywood Bonfire
murderous boy scout
waits underneath your back porch
"Hi Mister!" BLAM!! BLAM!!!
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
are unsavory
by Hollywood Bonfire (OOPSIE)
pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
by Hollywood Bonfire
Choose money or time,
the means precludes the doing -
pursuing my tail.
by Anonymous Poet
slick prospectus, the
only uni (at first flick);
now I''m here it''s shit.
by Anonymous Poet of Brighton, England
Bob got feelers up
for honey junk on tight rope
teet bean mescaline
by FROM BOB ANTHROPOD TO THE GASOLINE GIRL
stick y in the grips
from start to fish little ring
half an ounce shit-head
by BOB ANTHROPOD of la,
dsafg
gsfd
fdsg
fgd
fdg
by Anonymous Poet
seeking hollywood
we jack in expectantly
and off requited
by ash
day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending
by ash
Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly
by code red
This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse
by code bleu
A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!
by Nikki
don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent
by basho-bugovsky
basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w
by chopstick of oneness
crystal clear morning
pissed a huge whole in the snow
i''m feelin groovy
by Basho-fukupalot
basho is my name
and bad haiku is my game
tis my claim to shame
by basho-tsunami
tumbleweed mama
flippin fritters like a pro
rotgut drags us down
by basho-saurus
cold coffee ring sticks
Whitesnake on the radio
taste is perilous
by Janesse of Toronto, Canada
burning hot sunshine
sparkling estuarine vista
freezing cold water
by ash
once upon a time
happily ever after
was a fairy tale
by ash
I have a bad cold
A sneeze projects from my mouth
Boogers on the screen
by SunGod of USA
some yestersomething
i had much more energy
and i could focus
by ash
yo informatics
though i don''t understand u
your message is strong
by ash
softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up
by Basho-poseur
play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing
by Basho-lobotomus
does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?
by Crank Queen
compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle
by Anonymous Poet
Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness
by Richard Simmons of Lickin' Balls in Idaho Falls, USA
if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better
by Thunder Stork
Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.
by Heather of Aurora, USA
first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there
by Banzai-Bob of Toyotaville
Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.
by Kimberly Sowell
I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.
by Kat Krotch
Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees
by Floatation Device
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot
by basho-redundo of Chechnya--007
