softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up

play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing

does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?

compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle

Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness

if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better

Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.

first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there

Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.

I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.

Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley

where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops

this program has per-
formed an illegal oper-
ation and will be............

once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood

to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----

she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine

That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it

I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest

to be young once more
oh what i would not do for
glandular madness

metamorphosis
desperate fiberoptic
binary blow job

get a life she said
been there and done that said he
so try death she said

dismembered corpses
in my room. i collected
them from the city.

I am scared of the
thick warm deep dark humid jungle
of my boyfriend''s ass

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

Sharp teeth and deep throat,
Wet tongue and snaggletoothed bitch
Teach my cock to fear.

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

I am in full bloom
as your scent wafts up to me
Ahhh! The smell....Tuna!

Chocolate honey
Sucking, swirling, tasting you
But your mouth says, "No."

Sexy black Buddhist
I dig her soooo fucking much
"Whatever," she says

How cool is that
cucumber
green

I can almost feel
your awkward fingers against
my erect nipples.

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

I want to feel your
hands shuddering as you press
gently against me.

Even commercials
for wild rice use sexual
inuendos, babe.

You can''t leave this way
At least give me my farewell,
don''t go at all, stay.

yesterday is dead
tomorrow lies in ambush
for today''s remains

I know you''re the one
I will never treat you bad
Eat me.....this way...yeaH

Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster

Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again

sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone

Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.

visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon

angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t

back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?

Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in

Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!

that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku