once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood

to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----

she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine

That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it

I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest

to be young once more
oh what i would not do for
glandular madness

metamorphosis
desperate fiberoptic
binary blow job

get a life she said
been there and done that said he
so try death she said

dismembered corpses
in my room. i collected
them from the city.

I am scared of the
thick warm deep dark humid jungle
of my boyfriend''s ass

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

Sharp teeth and deep throat,
Wet tongue and snaggletoothed bitch
Teach my cock to fear.

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

I am in full bloom
as your scent wafts up to me
Ahhh! The smell....Tuna!

Chocolate honey
Sucking, swirling, tasting you
But your mouth says, "No."

Sexy black Buddhist
I dig her soooo fucking much
"Whatever," she says

How cool is that
cucumber
green

I can almost feel
your awkward fingers against
my erect nipples.

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

I want to feel your
hands shuddering as you press
gently against me.

Even commercials
for wild rice use sexual
inuendos, babe.

You can''t leave this way
At least give me my farewell,
don''t go at all, stay.

yesterday is dead
tomorrow lies in ambush
for today''s remains

I know you''re the one
I will never treat you bad
Eat me.....this way...yeaH

Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster

Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again

sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone

Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.

visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon

angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t

back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?

Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in

Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!

that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku

So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine

if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse

sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis

congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s

Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity

the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"

Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...

without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt

to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please

if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund

Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class

style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck

One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.

Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD

Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing

Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?