to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please
by ash
if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund
by Notagain of godzilla
Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class
by Gesshu of Isuzu
style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck
by Basho-manicdepo
One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.
by Basho-maticus
Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD
by Tony's Grandpa
Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing
by Tony's Grandpa
Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?
by Tony's Grandpa
Rabbit looks both ways
Everything''s cool, cross the road
Wheel well roadburger
by SDSquint
I just found this list
And now they say it''s closing?
Story of my life.
by (_)D~
THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.
by zombie of spore, spore
Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!
by (_)D~Coffee (_)D~
Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!
by Kackarott
Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!
by Kackarott
Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.
by Kackarott
Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada
by (_)D Coffee
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
by Anonymous Poet
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
by Anonymous Poet
quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce
by mondongo of Houston
Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!
by <@>Coffee<@>
Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!
by <@>Coffee<@>
What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?
by <@>Coffee<@>
I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares
by Hollywood Bonfire
california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky
by Hollywood Bonfire
naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
by Hollywood Bonfire
Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
by SHAGGYDOO
when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
by ash
underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
by ash
The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
by Floatation Device
It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
by Floatation Device
Why do some men think
Lesbians want sex with them?
Smegma is so eww!
by Coffee of USA
The inside of my
Thighs kind of smell like mushrooms
From recent contact.
by Fatty
I had a dog with
a funny name. Would you like
to hear it? Would you?
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
It never snows in
Little Rock, it only will
Piss nasty rain down
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Nobody reads this
maybe they come by and look
I can not blame them
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Texas navy beans,
A fruit that makes corn bread complete.
Spoonful and a smile.
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Belly button kiss
Is what pushes my buttons
Lay back and cum quick
by Sarah-rednutpeanut of rah, blah
IRONY
The more intensely
you want it, the less chance you
have of getting it.
by Kimberly Sowell
I try to think of
something intelligent to
say. I have no luck.
by Kimberly Sowell
I see the monsters.
An unshared reality
forces me to scream.
by Kimberly Sowell
Shagmeister ha ha!
mail you a joint in your dreams
the shit resides here
by Basho-rigormortis
tears on my pillow
dark sorrow strains my bowels
hari-kari songs
by Basho-rigami
vicki has weird toes
they''re blue and yellow and green
they freak me out, lots!
by psycho delic
I drink the water
But look something is floating
Who backwashed in this
by Heming Ernestway of Huntington Beach,
the sound of lovin''
keeps me awake on the couch
gramma is too loud
by Thunder Stork
Walls start to close in
Squeezing me out to face life
Like a rigid turd
by SHAGGYDOO
In my underwear
I see bitter cold outside
I love my heater
by SHAGGYDOO
A haiku bender
Comes from this cabin fever
God please help us all
by SHAGGYDOO
