naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
by Hollywood Bonfire
Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
by SHAGGYDOO
when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
by ash
underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
by ash
The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
by Floatation Device
It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
by Floatation Device
Why do some men think
Lesbians want sex with them?
Smegma is so eww!
by Coffee of USA
The inside of my
Thighs kind of smell like mushrooms
From recent contact.
by Fatty
I had a dog with
a funny name. Would you like
to hear it? Would you?
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
It never snows in
Little Rock, it only will
Piss nasty rain down
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Nobody reads this
maybe they come by and look
I can not blame them
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Texas navy beans,
A fruit that makes corn bread complete.
Spoonful and a smile.
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Belly button kiss
Is what pushes my buttons
Lay back and cum quick
by Sarah-rednutpeanut of rah, blah
IRONY
The more intensely
you want it, the less chance you
have of getting it.
by Kimberly Sowell
I try to think of
something intelligent to
say. I have no luck.
by Kimberly Sowell
I see the monsters.
An unshared reality
forces me to scream.
by Kimberly Sowell
Shagmeister ha ha!
mail you a joint in your dreams
the shit resides here
by Basho-rigormortis
tears on my pillow
dark sorrow strains my bowels
hari-kari songs
by Basho-rigami
vicki has weird toes
they''re blue and yellow and green
they freak me out, lots!
by psycho delic
I drink the water
But look something is floating
Who backwashed in this
by Heming Ernestway of Huntington Beach,
the sound of lovin''
keeps me awake on the couch
gramma is too loud
by Thunder Stork
Walls start to close in
Squeezing me out to face life
Like a rigid turd
by SHAGGYDOO
In my underwear
I see bitter cold outside
I love my heater
by SHAGGYDOO
A haiku bender
Comes from this cabin fever
God please help us all
by SHAGGYDOO
Nipples stand erect
Trying to break from their shirts
I just watch and wait
by SHAGGYDOO
Wicked wicked girls
They show me their stuff for free
I''m not complaining
by SHAGGYDOO
Somebody help me
Stuck indoors from the snow storm
Mail me a joint
by SHAGGYDOO
Tree lines fade away
The Great Plains are seen ahead
God this land is dull
by SHAGGYDOO
I met this one girl
She gave me some body paints
I am now Master
by SHAGGYDOO
Earrings dangling
Swaying back and forth at night
Sadness fills the air
by SHAGGYDOO
Hot sex on Sunday
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream
Oooh am I hungry!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
A koala bear
Hanging from a tree sleeping
Dreams of other lands
by SHAGGYDOO
what I''d like to see:
a giant german shepard
eating a monkey
by Hollywood Bonfire
your mom looked real good
I said "Hi Mrs. Hot Bitch!"
your dad strangled me
by Hollywood Bonfire
paycheck spent on snacks
afternoons of self abuse
oliver''s a jinx
by Hollywood Bonfire
seven haitian whores
a ninety dollar phone bill
my wife is puzzled
by Hollywood Bonfire
i am perma fryed
I took a tab of acid
Now I''m all strung out
by Psycho delic
i am perma fryed
I took a tab of acid
Now I''m all strung out
by Psycho delic
genitalia
are all they can talk about
repetitively
by ash
my omnipotence
universally awesome
never self conscious
by ash
lameness is the key
it flows freely for a cause
i hate gothic chicks
white make-up dark hair
black crushed velvet dressed to scare
obscure dumb nicknames
by oldnasty
i love to be real
find your own reality
and write bad haiku
by oldnasty@
Beastiality
is fun too. You should all try
fucking a kitten.
by Kat Krotch
Pedophiles are cool.
Don`t knock it `till you try it:
hot sex with children.
by Kat Krotch
Off my chest, at last!
Not embarrassed anymore,
now, I can move on.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
My confessions are
not of my own guilt, but of
a bold ignorance.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
Youth is all about
being too naive to know
what you will regret.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
I saw a kitten
suck another kitten''s dick,
trying to get milk.
by Kimberly Dawn Sowell
