You can''t leave this way
At least give me my farewell,
don''t go at all, stay.

yesterday is dead
tomorrow lies in ambush
for today''s remains

I know you''re the one
I will never treat you bad
Eat me.....this way...yeaH

Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster

Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again

sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone

Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.

visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon

angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t

back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?

Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in

Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!

that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku

So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine

if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse

sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis

congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s

Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity

the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"

Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...

without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt

to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please

if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund

Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class

style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck

One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.

Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD

Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing

Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?

Rabbit looks both ways
Everything''s cool, cross the road
Wheel well roadburger

I just found this list
And now they say it''s closing?
Story of my life.

THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.

Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!

Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!

Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!

Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.

Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada

cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad

cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad

quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce

Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!

Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!

What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?

I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares

california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky

naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily

Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,

Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine

when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move

underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist