privileged child asked
"was expensive school worth while?"
answers "i think not"

inlaws and outlaws-
the difference between them?
outlaws are wanted.

bride''s mom: "husband should
not see you completely nude"
so bride wears a hat

flashback from third grade
writing haiku when told to
who is telling now?

flashback from third grade

Looking at all these poems make me sick. Then I realize that it is the reflection of the guy standing behind me with a knife.

among my blessings
I am fortunate to count
a freakish horse cock

white banana in
Whiz Bang Clunk Rattle, Presto!
brown banana out

This is a Haiku,
Five, Seven, Five Syllables,
Harder than it looks

popular demand
the bonfire lights up the site
welcome back stranger

gave my notice here
at my good-bye lunch I''ll lie
and say it was great

murderous boy scout
waits underneath your back porch
"Hi Mister!" BLAM!! BLAM!!!

pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase
are unsavory

pull that shit again
the origins of the phrase

Choose money or time,
the means precludes the doing -
pursuing my tail.

slick prospectus, the
only uni (at first flick);
now I''m here it''s shit.

Bob got feelers up
for honey junk on tight rope
teet bean mescaline

stick y in the grips
from start to fish little ring
half an ounce shit-head

dsafg
gsfd
fdsg
fgd
fdg

seeking hollywood
we jack in expectantly
and off requited

day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending

Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly

This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse

A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!

don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent

basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w

crystal clear morning
pissed a huge whole in the snow
i''m feelin groovy

basho is my name
and bad haiku is my game
tis my claim to shame

tumbleweed mama
flippin fritters like a pro
rotgut drags us down

cold coffee ring sticks
Whitesnake on the radio
taste is perilous

burning hot sunshine
sparkling estuarine vista
freezing cold water

once upon a time
happily ever after
was a fairy tale

I have a bad cold
A sneeze projects from my mouth
Boogers on the screen

some yestersomething
i had much more energy
and i could focus

yo informatics
though i don''t understand u
your message is strong

softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up

play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing

does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?

compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle

Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness

if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better

Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.

first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there

Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.

I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.

Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley

where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops