day trading cowboy
rides the bucking bull market
alamo pending

Where are you, I miss
you, Hollywood Bonfire
I jack off wildly

This site has gone straight
to hell in a handbasket
hot sex with a corpse

A fat ass man
who walks as fast as he can
He had to take a shit!!
HA! Ha!

don''t hassle basho
his crap makes your shit sparkle
and that takes talent

basho you screwed up
hole starts with an h, dipstick
not a w

crystal clear morning
pissed a huge whole in the snow
i''m feelin groovy

basho is my name
and bad haiku is my game
tis my claim to shame

tumbleweed mama
flippin fritters like a pro
rotgut drags us down

cold coffee ring sticks
Whitesnake on the radio
taste is perilous

burning hot sunshine
sparkling estuarine vista
freezing cold water

once upon a time
happily ever after
was a fairy tale

I have a bad cold
A sneeze projects from my mouth
Boogers on the screen

some yestersomething
i had much more energy
and i could focus

yo informatics
though i don''t understand u
your message is strong

softly falls the rain
alas it is acid rain
Spot goes belly up

play it again Sam
love is a many splendoured......
hey shake that groove thing

does it substitute
for emo-nutrition if
I do the love cuss?

compassion salt lick!
It lies! speaks! laughes! & kisses!
fuck you Joe Valle

Hairy skank bitch ho''
She said she loved me then left
To pursue gayness

if I don''t clean up
I''ll piss sideways next morning
but i''ll sleep better

Frost crisp on the grass
Sun Peaks b/w the mountains
Melting it by noon.

first there is a mor-
on then there is no moron
then there is first there

Grammy frowns at a
nurse who tells her she is too
sick to leave her bed.

I want to feel yourhands shuddering as you pressgently against me.

Lezzer: noun, Lez-zah
women in comfortable shoes
maybe dungarees

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

forget bill bradley
cast your vote for keith richards
he''s got a jump shot

toot a line for Bush
drop a bomb for Sen. McCain
vote for bill bradley

where are all the bards
where are all the sweet strippers
only traffic cops

this program has per-
formed an illegal oper-
ation and will be............

once upon a time
the ghost of lectricity
burned norwegian wood

to be or not to
be that is the question wheth-
er it is nobler----

she let me drink her
her thighs trembling on my face
Like honey and wine

That dog bit me hard
It really hurt alot and
Blood poured out of it

I like cheese alot
It tastes very very good
I be the baddest

to be young once more
oh what i would not do for
glandular madness

metamorphosis
desperate fiberoptic
binary blow job

get a life she said
been there and done that said he
so try death she said

dismembered corpses
in my room. i collected
them from the city.

I am scared of the
thick warm deep dark humid jungle
of my boyfriend''s ass

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.

Sharp teeth and deep throat,
Wet tongue and snaggletoothed bitch
Teach my cock to fear.

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up{;

I am in full bloom
as your scent wafts up to me
Ahhh! The smell....Tuna!

Chocolate honey
Sucking, swirling, tasting you
But your mouth says, "No."

Sexy black Buddhist
I dig her soooo fucking much
"Whatever," she says

How cool is that
cucumber
green

I can almost feel
your awkward fingers against
my erect nipples.

Sharp teeth excite me.
Wet lips caress my throat and
teach me how to bleed.