Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough

being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning

sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh

new red motorbike
finally mobile once more
transport of delight

My hand shakes so bad
I haven''t slept for two nights
Maybe I should cut down

The beans of java
Slow-roasted to perfection
Now I am wired

great pain of sluts past
haunts my mind with every drink
booze drowns whores and sluts

apple mac-o-phile
knowing which buttons to press
rotten to the core

solvent abuser
aromatic resonance
gets right up my nose

makes me fucking laugh
when you open your big mouth
the shit flows freely

my sister''s web site
gee you are so smart and cool
that''s why i love you

polyurethane
at leatht ath much ath i am
thynthetic parrot

i am over here
u live on another world
why is it like this ?

around the way girl
do it like you like to do
yeah bitch that''s right yeah

clothespin on your nose
such an ungodly racket
old wretched carcass

i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five

i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five

Haiku you do me
like you used to want to do?
Haiku you do it to me?

One day, walking down the
street. I said hello, and he
said hello back. Suprising!!!

sometimes i wonder
there must be a better way
please, not religion !

ACOMA
Question of the day
is " do you know who I am?"
cause i really don''t.

o, potatohead
crossdresser''s eyes, ruby lips
tuberous homo

i think i''ll get my
ear pierced, turn my hat around
conformist moron

You look like a hooker
you smell like a hooker
you must be one

This Sucks

UGH! Dammit Woman!
Numbers baffle my conscience
Screw the percentage!!!!

fat amphibian
ravenous axolotl
frilled rotund liz-oid

I prefer flicking
Where did you learn to do that
Now it is your turn

She was only twelve
You''re an old dirty bastard!
Her music sucks too!

Destiny, Soulmates
Always believed but never
thought it would happen

You shatter my world
If I could hold you closer
Week knees and lost breath

Big hot fist in ass
Seems like such a good idea
E.R here i come

Go to your ice cave
Find your power animal
It will be Psyduck

This is my Haiku
You should write one too
This should really humor you
This will scare you like-BOO!
Have fun getting a clue
Because I can''t write a Haiku!

AIM''s for geeks...
splash. i seem to have dropped a
something in my beer

I`m not washing that,
Don`t know where on earth it`s been.
Not that I want to.

If you`d only AIM
We could argue in real time
But with, like, typing.

brother schmuther :P
yes, :P is a syllable
wash this, bing-bong head

Ah, I see you now.
Naked as the day you birthed.
...What the fuck is *that*??

You are my brother.
And you do know I love you.
But please. You must wash.

make way for the me
in all my naked splendour
yes you, Scrunty H

This page is ''bad.asp''
I`d laugh if I were a geek.
But I`m not, of course.

Why am I so fond
Of music which is mainly
honking and bleeping?

Your kiss is lethal.
That beard chafes my soft girl face.
Thank god for savlon.

Girls: don`t wear makeup.
It`s expensive and takes time.
Find some ugly friends.

You draw the thing here
Then make it move over there.
Buh, technology.

Cease your beer drinking,
It makes you hyperactive.
Sit in this box here.