i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five

i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five

Haiku you do me
like you used to want to do?
Haiku you do it to me?

One day, walking down the
street. I said hello, and he
said hello back. Suprising!!!

sometimes i wonder
there must be a better way
please, not religion !

ACOMA
Question of the day
is " do you know who I am?"
cause i really don''t.

o, potatohead
crossdresser''s eyes, ruby lips
tuberous homo

i think i''ll get my
ear pierced, turn my hat around
conformist moron

You look like a hooker
you smell like a hooker
you must be one

This Sucks

UGH! Dammit Woman!
Numbers baffle my conscience
Screw the percentage!!!!

fat amphibian
ravenous axolotl
frilled rotund liz-oid

I prefer flicking
Where did you learn to do that
Now it is your turn

She was only twelve
You''re an old dirty bastard!
Her music sucks too!

Destiny, Soulmates
Always believed but never
thought it would happen

You shatter my world
If I could hold you closer
Week knees and lost breath

Big hot fist in ass
Seems like such a good idea
E.R here i come

Go to your ice cave
Find your power animal
It will be Psyduck

This is my Haiku
You should write one too
This should really humor you
This will scare you like-BOO!
Have fun getting a clue
Because I can''t write a Haiku!

AIM''s for geeks...
splash. i seem to have dropped a
something in my beer

I`m not washing that,
Don`t know where on earth it`s been.
Not that I want to.

If you`d only AIM
We could argue in real time
But with, like, typing.

brother schmuther :P
yes, :P is a syllable
wash this, bing-bong head

Ah, I see you now.
Naked as the day you birthed.
...What the fuck is *that*??

You are my brother.
And you do know I love you.
But please. You must wash.

make way for the me
in all my naked splendour
yes you, Scrunty H

This page is ''bad.asp''
I`d laugh if I were a geek.
But I`m not, of course.

Why am I so fond
Of music which is mainly
honking and bleeping?

Your kiss is lethal.
That beard chafes my soft girl face.
Thank god for savlon.

Girls: don`t wear makeup.
It`s expensive and takes time.
Find some ugly friends.

You draw the thing here
Then make it move over there.
Buh, technology.

Cease your beer drinking,
It makes you hyperactive.
Sit in this box here.

Five dollars for that??
Some steamed milk and espresso?
No way, Starbucks dude!

Coffee, sugar, and
coconut milk over ice
A Thai iced coffee!

my my my my my
dee ba dee dooseelucy
king kong koeysunk toey

my my my my my
dee ba dee dooseelucy
king kong koeysunk toey

seven year battle
bureaucracy falls over
kiss my arse, losers !

sweating profusely
relative humidity
rather absolute

She lies that shes fine
pre-suicidal anguish
already I grieve

i wouldn''t blame you
if you wrote your congressman
called him an asshole

the velvet Quee thinks
am i not a man who cares
you are not a man!

Full Tornado Kick
My man can do one, I can''t
Talented bastard!

a light, a beacon
illuminates all behind
i love lighting farts

serendipity
arbitrary chemical
hugs those receptors

Oh Red Simitar
Penetrate The Glistened Brush;
Announce Your Presence

Visionary Words
Ne''r Aproach The Vast Archives
Of Bad Haiku Land

Beer Number One
Shock my Newly Divorced Soul
Shake off The Cobwebs

Beer Number Two
Quickly Follow Number One
Tingle My Nostrils

Beer Number Three,
Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Let
Me Not Remember

Beer Number Nine

instead of love---grunts
instead of caresses----howls
just count your blessings

stock market bubble
responding to gravity
pulls down my nasdaqs