Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
Haiku # 3182, March 22, 2000 8:37 am ET
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.
Haiku # 3181, March 22, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Martin Getz of Liverpool, USA
they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?
Haiku # 3180, March 21, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Haiku # 3179, March 21, 2000 9:36 am ET
by bob of Cocoa, us
Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice
Haiku # 3178, March 21, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken
Haiku # 3177, March 21, 2000 1:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet
Haiku # 3176, March 20, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
another wet day
follows another wet day
seems like forever
Haiku # 3175, March 20, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by ash
i saw some dead swans
they were in a stagnant pond
the smell made me puke
Haiku # 3174, March 20, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ben of Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
I''m moving next month
to another state that real-
ly sucks up the ass
Haiku # 3173, March 18, 2000 11:57 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
I can''t go to sleep
I''ll go watch infomercials
What fun that will be
Haiku # 3172, March 18, 2000 11:41 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
List so long I see
i can''t believe the progress
My apples are dumb
Haiku # 3171, March 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by psi-ko of US
The table has no legs
So is it a table or not?
I think just a board.
Haiku # 3170, March 18, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by psi-ko of US
yum! warm apple pie
once i drank too much vodka
jehovah is god
Haiku # 3169, March 16, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by Haiku Dude of Jasper, United States
I''ve just got back from
Logic class, where we were all
Getting a bit board.
Haiku # 3168, March 16, 2000 9:43 am ET
by joe of uk
Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough
Haiku # 3167, March 15, 2000 6:05 am ET
by Kackarott
being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning
Haiku # 3166, March 15, 2000 2:48 am ET
by ash
sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh
Haiku # 3165, March 14, 2000 10:33 am ET
by moon dog
new red motorbike
finally mobile once more
transport of delight
Haiku # 3164, March 14, 2000 2:55 am ET
by ash
My hand shakes so bad
I haven''t slept for two nights
Maybe I should cut down
Haiku # 3163, March 13, 2000 8:46 pm ET
by AndyMan of USA
The beans of java
Slow-roasted to perfection
Now I am wired
Haiku # 3162, March 13, 2000 8:45 pm ET
by AndyMan of USA
great pain of sluts past
haunts my mind with every drink
booze drowns whores and sluts
Haiku # 3161, March 12, 2000 12:49 pm ET
by oldnasty
Haiku # 3160, March 12, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
Haiku # 3159, March 12, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by oldnasty@wtfis going on here
apple mac-o-phile
knowing which buttons to press
rotten to the core
Haiku # 3158, March 11, 2000 4:51 am ET
by ash
solvent abuser
aromatic resonance
gets right up my nose
Haiku # 3157, March 11, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
makes me fucking laugh
when you open your big mouth
the shit flows freely
Haiku # 3156, March 10, 2000 1:11 pm ET
by oldnasty
my sister''s web site
gee you are so smart and cool
that''s why i love you
Haiku # 3155, March 9, 2000 9:14 pm ET
by Micah Bonte-Gelok of London, Canada
polyurethane
at leatht ath much ath i am
thynthetic parrot
Haiku # 3154, March 9, 2000 4:53 am ET
by ash
i am over here
u live on another world
why is it like this ?
Haiku # 3153, March 9, 2000 4:49 am ET
by ash
around the way girl
do it like you like to do
yeah bitch that''s right yeah
Haiku # 3152, March 9, 2000 12:41 am ET
by oldnasty of optown, usa
clothespin on your nose
such an ungodly racket
old wretched carcass
Haiku # 3151, March 8, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by basho-kamasutra
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
Haiku # 3150, March 7, 2000 11:32 am ET
by Thunder Stork
i saw the Buddha
pop locking like a genius
we shared a high five
Haiku # 3149, March 7, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Thunder Stork
Haiku you do me
like you used to want to do?
Haiku you do it to me?
Haiku # 3148, March 7, 2000 10:49 am ET
by stencil of Emerald,
One day, walking down the
street. I said hello, and he
said hello back. Suprising!!!
Haiku # 3147, March 7, 2000 8:23 am ET
by Lee Deeming of Birmingham, England
Haiku # 3146, March 7, 2000 8:21 am ET
by Lee Deeming of Birmingham, England
sometimes i wonder
there must be a better way
please, not religion !
Haiku # 3145, March 7, 2000 2:34 am ET
by ash
ACOMA
Question of the day
is " do you know who I am?"
cause i really don''t.
Haiku # 3144, March 6, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
o, potatohead
crossdresser''s eyes, ruby lips
tuberous homo
Haiku # 3143, March 6, 2000 7:36 am ET
by chris
i think i''ll get my
ear pierced, turn my hat around
conformist moron
Haiku # 3142, March 6, 2000 7:26 am ET
by chris
You look like a hooker
you smell like a hooker
you must be one
Haiku # 3141, March 6, 2000 6:41 am ET
by Devil of Hades,
This Sucks
Haiku # 3140, March 6, 2000 6:37 am ET
by Devil of Hades,
UGH! Dammit Woman!
Numbers baffle my conscience
Screw the percentage!!!!
Haiku # 3139, March 6, 2000 5:37 am ET
by Kackarott
fat amphibian
ravenous axolotl
frilled rotund liz-oid
Haiku # 3138, March 5, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by ash
I prefer flicking
Where did you learn to do that
Now it is your turn
Haiku # 3137, March 5, 2000 11:12 am ET
by Knuclemania
She was only twelve
You''re an old dirty bastard!
Her music sucks too!
Haiku # 3136, March 5, 2000 11:02 am ET
by Kackarott
Destiny, Soulmates
Always believed but never
thought it would happen
Haiku # 3135, March 5, 2000 10:57 am ET
by Knucklemania
You shatter my world
If I could hold you closer
Week knees and lost breath
Haiku # 3134, March 5, 2000 10:34 am ET
by Kackarott
Big hot fist in ass
Seems like such a good idea
E.R here i come
Haiku # 3133, March 5, 2000 10:29 am ET
by Kackarott
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