Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual
Haiku # 3225, April 8, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by ash
schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash
Haiku # 3224, April 8, 2000 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em
Haiku # 3223, April 7, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3222, April 7, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3221, April 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Haiku # 3220, April 7, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
Haiku # 3219, April 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
Haiku # 3218, April 6, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
Haiku # 3217, April 5, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
Haiku # 3216, April 5, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
Haiku # 3215, April 5, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
Haiku # 3214, April 5, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
Haiku # 3213, April 5, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
Haiku # 3212, April 5, 2000 7:44 am ET
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
Haiku # 3211, April 4, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
Haiku # 3210, April 4, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
Haiku # 3209, April 3, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
Haiku # 3208, April 2, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting
Haiku # 3207, April 2, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning
Haiku # 3206, April 2, 2000 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat
Haiku # 3205, April 1, 2000 7:08 am ET
by Kerry
Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?
Haiku # 3204, April 1, 2000 5:01 am ET
by Tony Guglielmino of genova, italy
I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own
Haiku # 3203, March 31, 2000 1:48 pm ET
by thief
i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration
Haiku # 3202, March 31, 2000 1:47 pm ET
by Basho-labamba
Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions
Haiku # 3201, March 31, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by kaos
I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast
Haiku # 3200, March 31, 2000 1:16 pm ET
by kaos
Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!
Haiku # 3199, March 31, 2000 8:19 am ET
by Nicole Mark of Liverpool, United States
damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert
Haiku # 3198, March 31, 2000 4:23 am ET
by ash
ronald mcdonald

forsooth, that filled one whole line

five quick syllables
Haiku # 3197, March 30, 2000 11:06 pm ET
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables

Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
Haiku # 3196, March 30, 2000 8:48 am ET
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
Haiku # 3195, March 29, 2000 5:21 am ET
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3194, March 28, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3193, March 28, 2000 1:51 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
Haiku # 3192, March 28, 2000 1:49 pm ET
by jackie gooden
emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd
Haiku # 3191, March 27, 2000 6:04 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league
Haiku # 3190, March 25, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by basho-elgrande
While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings
Haiku # 3189, March 25, 2000 8:21 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.
Haiku # 3188, March 24, 2000 6:03 am ET
by Black Knight of Galbadia
The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.
Haiku # 3187, March 23, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Jason McNaughton
This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles
Haiku # 3186, March 22, 2000 9:35 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy
Haiku # 3185, March 22, 2000 9:34 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission
Haiku # 3184, March 22, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
Haiku # 3183, March 22, 2000 8:44 am ET
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
Haiku # 3182, March 22, 2000 8:37 am ET
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.
Haiku # 3181, March 22, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Martin Getz of Liverpool, USA
they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?
Haiku # 3180, March 21, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Haiku # 3179, March 21, 2000 9:36 am ET
by bob of Cocoa, us
Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice
Haiku # 3178, March 21, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken
Haiku # 3177, March 21, 2000 1:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet
Haiku # 3176, March 20, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
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