Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3222, April 7, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3221, April 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Haiku # 3220, April 7, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
Haiku # 3219, April 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
Haiku # 3218, April 6, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
Haiku # 3217, April 5, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
Haiku # 3216, April 5, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
Haiku # 3215, April 5, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
Haiku # 3214, April 5, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
Haiku # 3213, April 5, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
Haiku # 3212, April 5, 2000 7:44 am ET
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
Haiku # 3211, April 4, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
Haiku # 3210, April 4, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
Haiku # 3209, April 3, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
Haiku # 3208, April 2, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting
Haiku # 3207, April 2, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning
Haiku # 3206, April 2, 2000 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat
Haiku # 3205, April 1, 2000 7:08 am ET
by Kerry
Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?
Haiku # 3204, April 1, 2000 5:01 am ET
by Tony Guglielmino of genova, italy
I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own
Haiku # 3203, March 31, 2000 1:48 pm ET
by thief
i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration
Haiku # 3202, March 31, 2000 1:47 pm ET
by Basho-labamba
Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions
Haiku # 3201, March 31, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by kaos
I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast
Haiku # 3200, March 31, 2000 1:16 pm ET
by kaos
Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!
Haiku # 3199, March 31, 2000 8:19 am ET
by Nicole Mark of Liverpool, United States
damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert
Haiku # 3198, March 31, 2000 4:23 am ET
by ash
ronald mcdonald

forsooth, that filled one whole line

five quick syllables
Haiku # 3197, March 30, 2000 11:06 pm ET
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables

Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
Haiku # 3196, March 30, 2000 8:48 am ET
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
Haiku # 3195, March 29, 2000 5:21 am ET
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3194, March 28, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3193, March 28, 2000 1:51 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
Haiku # 3192, March 28, 2000 1:49 pm ET
by jackie gooden
emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd
Haiku # 3191, March 27, 2000 6:04 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league
Haiku # 3190, March 25, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by basho-elgrande
While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings
Haiku # 3189, March 25, 2000 8:21 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.
Haiku # 3188, March 24, 2000 6:03 am ET
by Black Knight of Galbadia
The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.
Haiku # 3187, March 23, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Jason McNaughton
This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles
Haiku # 3186, March 22, 2000 9:35 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy
Haiku # 3185, March 22, 2000 9:34 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission
Haiku # 3184, March 22, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
Haiku # 3183, March 22, 2000 8:44 am ET
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
Haiku # 3182, March 22, 2000 8:37 am ET
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.
Haiku # 3181, March 22, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Martin Getz of Liverpool, USA
they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?
Haiku # 3180, March 21, 2000 7:59 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Haiku # 3179, March 21, 2000 9:36 am ET
by bob of Cocoa, us
Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice
Haiku # 3178, March 21, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken
Haiku # 3177, March 21, 2000 1:46 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet
Haiku # 3176, March 20, 2000 5:30 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
another wet day
follows another wet day
seems like forever
Haiku # 3175, March 20, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by ash
i saw some dead swans
they were in a stagnant pond
the smell made me puke
Haiku # 3174, March 20, 2000 4:46 am ET
by ben of Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
I''m moving next month
to another state that real-
ly sucks up the ass
Haiku # 3173, March 18, 2000 11:57 pm ET
by joleen of virginia beach,
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