It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
by Anonymous Poet
deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning
by Anonymous Poet
You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat
by Kerry
Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?
by Tony Guglielmino of genova, italy
I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own
by thief
i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration
by Basho-labamba
Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions
by kaos
I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast
by kaos
Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!
by Nicole Mark of Liverpool, United States
damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert
by ash
ronald mcdonald
forsooth, that filled one whole line
five quick syllables
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables
Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd
by Thunder Stork
if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league
by basho-elgrande
While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings
by SHAGGYDOO
The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.
by Black Knight of Galbadia
The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.
by Jason McNaughton
This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles
by Kenneth Extension
I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy
by Kenneth Extension
I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission
by Kenneth Extension
Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.
by Pat Taylor of Liverpool, USA
Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.
by Martin Getz of Liverpool, USA
they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?
by Thunder Stork
Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice
by Kenneth Extension
Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken
by Kenneth Extension
kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet
by joleen of virginia beach,
another wet day
follows another wet day
seems like forever
by ash
i saw some dead swans
they were in a stagnant pond
the smell made me puke
by ben of Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK
I''m moving next month
to another state that real-
ly sucks up the ass
by joleen of virginia beach,
I can''t go to sleep
I''ll go watch infomercials
What fun that will be
by joleen of virginia beach,
List so long I see
i can''t believe the progress
My apples are dumb
by psi-ko of US
The table has no legs
So is it a table or not?
I think just a board.
by psi-ko of US
yum! warm apple pie
once i drank too much vodka
jehovah is god
by Haiku Dude of Jasper, United States
I''ve just got back from
Logic class, where we were all
Getting a bit board.
by joe of uk
Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough
by Kackarott
being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning
by ash
sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh
by moon dog
new red motorbike
finally mobile once more
transport of delight
by ash
My hand shakes so bad
I haven''t slept for two nights
Maybe I should cut down
by AndyMan of USA