Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand
Haiku # 3262, April 20, 2000 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember
Haiku # 3261, April 20, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 3260, April 20, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
Haiku # 3259, April 20, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears
Haiku # 3258, April 20, 2000 5:14 am ET
by ash
put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements
Haiku # 3257, April 20, 2000 1:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site
Haiku # 3256, April 20, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane
Haiku # 3255, April 20, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!
Haiku # 3254, April 20, 2000 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels
Haiku # 3253, April 20, 2000 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth
Haiku # 3252, April 20, 2000 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache
Haiku # 3251, April 20, 2000 12:23 am ET
by robert lane of melbourne, Australia
IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING
Haiku # 3250, April 19, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by DUNG
DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS
Haiku # 3249, April 19, 2000 10:44 pm ET
by DUNG
I STAND WITH ONE FIST
FIRMLY UP MOTHER NATURE'S
HAIRY HIPPIE COOZE
Haiku # 3248, April 19, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by DUNG
I'M YOUR UNCLE DUNG
I CRAP IN ABOVE GROUND POOLS
EVERY CHANCE I GET
Haiku # 3247, April 19, 2000 10:40 pm ET
by DUNG
YOU SMEARED YOUR RED MOUTH
ON MY ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT
I WAS ON ACID
Haiku # 3246, April 19, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by DUNG
the more crap i buy
the more crowded my house gets
so old crap i chuck
Haiku # 3245, April 19, 2000 11:24 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
god's own monster truck
satan's bazooka roaring
ninja apostles

Haiku # 3244, April 19, 2000 11:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
leprechaun squadron
climbs down into my pee-hole
excrutiating

Haiku # 3243, April 19, 2000 11:08 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm stuck in London
My car has broken all down
Waiting for a ride
Haiku # 3242, April 18, 2000 9:34 am ET
by Sheila Jones of Port Colborne,
see the market swing
watch the panic in the streets
hear the suits gasping
Haiku # 3240, April 17, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by ash
testing testing test
will the haiku submit work
or not? Let us see.
Haiku # 3239, April 17, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
Haiku # 3236, April 14, 2000 5:38 am ET
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
Haiku # 3235, April 14, 2000 5:37 am ET
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
i like to give head
my boyfriend he enjoys it
he has a big dick
Haiku # 3234, April 13, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by MuffinMan
There once was this test
It was called the damn M CAS
To show our dumbness
Haiku # 3233, April 13, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Scoot
you''re douche-a-RICKfic
jumbling douche in your mouth
do not be afraid!
Haiku # 3232, April 13, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Ives E.N. Eurkrotch
oh hostess janis
salutations from down here
where''s that damn bonfire ?
Haiku # 3231, April 12, 2000 4:24 am ET
by ash
Drugs, Fun, Drugs, Fun, Drugs
The perputual cycles
Of Life continue
Haiku # 3230, April 11, 2000 10:58 am ET
by Janis of LA, USA
the water is sweet
by the river side
but die die die die!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 3229, April 10, 2000 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah bureaucracy....
would not notice shit stinking
undocumented
Haiku # 3228, April 9, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by ash
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
Haiku # 3227, April 9, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by basho-matique
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
Haiku # 3226, April 9, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by basho-matique
whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual
Haiku # 3225, April 8, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by ash
schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash
Haiku # 3224, April 8, 2000 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em
Haiku # 3223, April 7, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3222, April 7, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3221, April 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Haiku # 3220, April 7, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
Haiku # 3219, April 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
Haiku # 3218, April 6, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
Haiku # 3217, April 5, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
Haiku # 3216, April 5, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
Haiku # 3215, April 5, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
Haiku # 3214, April 5, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
Haiku # 3213, April 5, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
Haiku # 3212, April 5, 2000 7:44 am ET
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
Haiku # 3211, April 4, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
Haiku # 3210, April 4, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by rich
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