by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
by Anonymous Poet
my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears
by ash
put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements
by Anonymous Poet
it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site
by Anonymous Poet
misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane
by Anonymous Poet
Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!
by Anonymous Poet
Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels
by Anonymous Poet
jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth
by Anonymous Poet
We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache
by robert lane of melbourne, Australia
IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING
by DUNG
DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS
by DUNG
I STAND WITH ONE FIST
FIRMLY UP MOTHER NATURE'S
HAIRY HIPPIE COOZE
by DUNG
I'M YOUR UNCLE DUNG
I CRAP IN ABOVE GROUND POOLS
EVERY CHANCE I GET
by DUNG
YOU SMEARED YOUR RED MOUTH
ON MY ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT
I WAS ON ACID
by DUNG
the more crap i buy
the more crowded my house gets
so old crap i chuck
by Hollywood Bonfire
god's own monster truck
satan's bazooka roaring
ninja apostles
by Hollywood Bonfire
leprechaun squadron
climbs down into my pee-hole
excrutiating
by Hollywood Bonfire
I'm stuck in London
My car has broken all down
Waiting for a ride
by Sheila Jones of Port Colborne,
see the market swing
watch the panic in the streets
hear the suits gasping
by ash
testing testing test
will the haiku submit work
or not? Let us see.
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
i like to give head
my boyfriend he enjoys it
he has a big dick
by MuffinMan
There once was this test
It was called the damn M CAS
To show our dumbness
by Scoot
you''re douche-a-RICKfic
jumbling douche in your mouth
do not be afraid!
by Ives E.N. Eurkrotch
oh hostess janis
salutations from down here
where''s that damn bonfire ?
by ash
Drugs, Fun, Drugs, Fun, Drugs
The perputual cycles
Of Life continue
by Janis of LA, USA
the water is sweet
by the river side
but die die die die!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
ah bureaucracy....
would not notice shit stinking
undocumented
by ash
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
by basho-matique
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
by basho-matique
whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual
by ash
schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash
by Anonymous Poet
a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em
by Basho-matique
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
by Anonymous Poet
