oh hostess janis
salutations from down here
where''s that damn bonfire ?

Drugs, Fun, Drugs, Fun, Drugs
The perputual cycles
Of Life continue

the water is sweet
by the river side
but die die die die!!!!!!!!!

ah bureaucracy....
would not notice shit stinking
undocumented

little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness

little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness

whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual

schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash

a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em

Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!

Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!

it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.

so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone

boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu

i write bad haiku
not the pok

teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal

BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.

I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!

It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?

i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."

her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"

this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !

this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted

deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting

early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning

You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat

Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?

I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own

i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration

Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions

I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast

Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!

damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert

ronald mcdonald

forsooth, that filled one whole line

five quick syllables

17 Syllables

Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.

sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth

they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.

they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.

emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd

if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league

While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings

The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.

The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.

This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles

I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy

I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission

Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.

The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.