BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.

I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!

It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?

i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."

her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"

this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !

this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted

deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting

early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning

You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat

Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?

I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own

i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration

Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions

I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast

Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!

damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert

ronald mcdonald

forsooth, that filled one whole line

five quick syllables

17 Syllables

Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.

sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth

they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.

they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.

emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd

if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league

While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings

The fire in the hearth
Crackles and spits in frenzy,
the warmth of the soul.

The fish swim upstream,
They spawn and make their offspring,
And will die happy.

This technology
Doesn''t free us, it merely
Strengthens our shackles

I like brown, I like
I like to have brown items
They make me happy

I''m not the person
I used to be, you can thank
Bipolar fission

Winds blow with great might,
And are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.

The winds blow with great might,
and are uncontrollable.
For they are of earth.

Calculus it is
The bane of all existence.
I loathe its numbers.

they say that sometimes
less can be better than more
isn''t that right Bob?

Keep painting, painting
And one day you will finish
Then we can rejoice

Small magic bean plant
When will you begin to grow?
I want that chicken

kitty kitty cute
and soft why did you have to
puke on the carpet

another wet day
follows another wet day
seems like forever

i saw some dead swans
they were in a stagnant pond
the smell made me puke

I''m moving next month
to another state that real-
ly sucks up the ass

I can''t go to sleep
I''ll go watch infomercials
What fun that will be

List so long I see
i can''t believe the progress
My apples are dumb

The table has no legs
So is it a table or not?
I think just a board.

yum! warm apple pie
once i drank too much vodka
jehovah is god

I''ve just got back from
Logic class, where we were all
Getting a bit board.

Demons possess me
Tormenting my soul, Im weak
Need more cookie dough

being all strung out
shiny and stretching towards
a new beginning

sky looks like burnt toast
clouds acting macarena
turd-floater cometh