Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

I'll let Steve know this
So that he can join the fun
And relive the past
Haiku # 3320, May 7, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did not realize
That this site was still alive
Hooray for haiku
Haiku # 3319, May 7, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
whiskey on the rocks
Johnny Walker Black Label
cheers to the good life
Haiku # 3318, May 5, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
autumn at my place
white haze slants below cirrus
still, cold afternoon
Haiku # 3317, May 3, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by ash
Haiku, I hate you
Hey Sonnet, I hate you too
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 3316, May 2, 2000 11:48 pm ET
by Austin
Bored at my desk
Surfing through
Very bad Haiku
Haiku # 3315, May 2, 2000 5:47 am ET
by Sarita of Singapore, Singapore
I jumped off a cliff
The ground rushed toward my white face
Splat! I'm street pizza
Haiku # 3314, May 1, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by Sooper Dood
if you suck my cock
a river of white will flow
straight into your mouth
Haiku # 3312, May 1, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by joelt2k
Just sittin around.
Found your butt kickin website.
What a waste of time.
Haiku # 3311, May 1, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Fuzzywhuze
luscent moon
bathes my window pane
in its glow
Haiku # 3310, May 1, 2000 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fireflies
light my house
tonight
Haiku # 3309, May 1, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
GRASS
growing
tall!
Haiku # 3308, May 1, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash
check this
out
Haiku # 3307, May 1, 2000 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
monsoon
sends the jay
away
Haiku # 3306, May 1, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
light drizzle
blows the leaf away
from my hand
Haiku # 3305, May 1, 2000 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my inspiration has left ...
abandoned me to be wasted -
hither and thither.
'las, you miserable bum:
to the guillotine you go!!!
Haiku # 3304, May 1, 2000 1:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tropical rainstorms
form puddles on my garden,
icky toads croaking
Haiku # 3303, May 1, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BRIGHT AND COLORFUL
TALE, SHORT BUT ALL BEAUTIFUL
LOVELY SMELLING PETALS
Haiku # 3302, April 30, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Haiku # 3301, April 30, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Don't mess with Kelyme
Or he will kick your ass bad
Just shutup you freak!
Haiku # 3300, April 30, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Kelyme
I love sara
sighned rayman
Haiku # 3299, April 30, 2000 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298, April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem
Haiku # 3297, April 29, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by wwink
but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech
Haiku # 3296, April 29, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount
Haiku # 3295, April 29, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect
Haiku # 3294, April 29, 2000 10:38 am ET
by sarah
drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola
Haiku # 3293, April 29, 2000 10:37 am ET
by sarah
job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292, April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291, April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290, April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn
Haiku # 3289, April 29, 2000 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!
Haiku # 3288, April 27, 2000 6:07 pm ET
by Sarah
She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.
Haiku # 3287, April 27, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Sarah
Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
Haiku # 3286, April 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
Haiku # 3285, April 27, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
Haiku # 3284, April 25, 2000 1:14 am ET
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
Haiku # 3283, April 25, 2000 12:55 am ET
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
Haiku # 3282, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
Haiku # 3281, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
Haiku # 3280, April 25, 2000 12:53 am ET
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
Haiku # 3279, April 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
Haiku # 3278, April 25, 2000 12:51 am ET
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
Haiku # 3277, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
Haiku # 3276, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
Haiku # 3275, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3274, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3273, April 25, 2000 12:48 am ET
by tyler miller
if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even
Haiku # 3272, April 25, 2000 12:47 am ET
by tyler miller
ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping
Haiku # 3271, April 25, 2000 12:46 am ET
by tyler miller
Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye
Haiku # 3270, April 23, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by B
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