Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292, April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291, April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290, April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn
Haiku # 3289, April 29, 2000 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!
Haiku # 3288, April 27, 2000 6:07 pm ET
by Sarah
She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.
Haiku # 3287, April 27, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Sarah
Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
Haiku # 3286, April 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
Haiku # 3285, April 27, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
Haiku # 3284, April 25, 2000 1:14 am ET
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
Haiku # 3283, April 25, 2000 12:55 am ET
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
Haiku # 3282, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
Haiku # 3281, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
Haiku # 3280, April 25, 2000 12:53 am ET
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
Haiku # 3279, April 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
Haiku # 3278, April 25, 2000 12:51 am ET
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
Haiku # 3277, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
Haiku # 3276, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
Haiku # 3275, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3274, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3273, April 25, 2000 12:48 am ET
by tyler miller
if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even
Haiku # 3272, April 25, 2000 12:47 am ET
by tyler miller
ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping
Haiku # 3271, April 25, 2000 12:46 am ET
by tyler miller
Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye
Haiku # 3270, April 23, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by B
oOe oOe oOe oOe oOe
vvv i vvv i vvv i vvv
cCe cCe cCe cCe cCe
Haiku # 3269, April 22, 2000 1:34 am ET
by DUNG
SWEETHEART? HEY, IT'S DUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY
Haiku # 3268, April 22, 2000 1:28 am ET
by DUNG
IF HERE'S BAD THERE'S WORSE
JESUS HAIKU GESTAPO
TRASHED MY THREE GOOD WORKS
Haiku # 3267, April 22, 2000 1:27 am ET
by DUNG
He said my wife was
corny: I did not know she
had shat in his mouth.
Haiku # 3266, April 21, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by bonk
lazy mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
early morning dawn.
Haiku # 3265, April 21, 2000 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku or senryu
two-three-two or three-five-three
or just five-seven-five
Haiku # 3264, April 21, 2000 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
utter aloneness
Heideger Kafka and Sartre
existential angst
Haiku # 3263, April 21, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand
Haiku # 3262, April 20, 2000 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember
Haiku # 3261, April 20, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 3260, April 20, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
Haiku # 3259, April 20, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears
Haiku # 3258, April 20, 2000 5:14 am ET
by ash
put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements
Haiku # 3257, April 20, 2000 1:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site
Haiku # 3256, April 20, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane
Haiku # 3255, April 20, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!
Haiku # 3254, April 20, 2000 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels
Haiku # 3253, April 20, 2000 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth
Haiku # 3252, April 20, 2000 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache
Haiku # 3251, April 20, 2000 12:23 am ET
by robert lane of melbourne, Australia
IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING
Haiku # 3250, April 19, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by DUNG
DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS
Haiku # 3249, April 19, 2000 10:44 pm ET
by DUNG
I STAND WITH ONE FIST
FIRMLY UP MOTHER NATURE'S
HAIRY HIPPIE COOZE
Haiku # 3248, April 19, 2000 10:42 pm ET
by DUNG
I'M YOUR UNCLE DUNG
I CRAP IN ABOVE GROUND POOLS
EVERY CHANCE I GET
Haiku # 3247, April 19, 2000 10:40 pm ET
by DUNG
YOU SMEARED YOUR RED MOUTH
ON MY ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT
I WAS ON ACID
Haiku # 3246, April 19, 2000 10:38 pm ET
by DUNG
the more crap i buy
the more crowded my house gets
so old crap i chuck
Haiku # 3245, April 19, 2000 11:24 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
god's own monster truck
satan's bazooka roaring
ninja apostles

Haiku # 3244, April 19, 2000 11:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
leprechaun squadron
climbs down into my pee-hole
excrutiating

Haiku # 3243, April 19, 2000 11:08 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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