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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
GRASS
growing
tall!
Haiku # 3308 May 1, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash
check this
out
Haiku # 3307 May 1, 2000 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
monsoon
sends the jay
away
Haiku # 3306 May 1, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
light drizzle
blows the leaf away
from my hand
Haiku # 3305 May 1, 2000 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my inspiration has left ...
abandoned me to be wasted -
hither and thither.
'las, you miserable bum:
to the guillotine you go!!!
Haiku # 3304 May 1, 2000 1:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tropical rainstorms
form puddles on my garden,
icky toads croaking
Haiku # 3303 May 1, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BRIGHT AND COLORFUL
TALE, SHORT BUT ALL BEAUTIFUL
LOVELY SMELLING PETALS
Haiku # 3302 April 30, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Haiku # 3301 April 30, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Don't mess with Kelyme
Or he will kick your ass bad
Just shutup you freak!
Haiku # 3300 April 30, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Kelyme
I love sara
sighned rayman
Haiku # 3299 April 30, 2000 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298 April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem
Haiku # 3297 April 29, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by wwink
but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech
Haiku # 3296 April 29, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount
Haiku # 3295 April 29, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect
Haiku # 3294 April 29, 2000 10:38 am ET
by sarah
drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola
Haiku # 3293 April 29, 2000 10:37 am ET
by sarah
job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292 April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291 April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290 April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn
Haiku # 3289 April 29, 2000 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!
Haiku # 3288 April 27, 2000 6:07 pm ET
by Sarah
She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.
Haiku # 3287 April 27, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Sarah
Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
Haiku # 3286 April 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
Haiku # 3285 April 27, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
Haiku # 3284 April 25, 2000 1:14 am ET
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
Haiku # 3283 April 25, 2000 12:55 am ET
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
Haiku # 3282 April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
Haiku # 3281 April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
Haiku # 3280 April 25, 2000 12:53 am ET
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
Haiku # 3279 April 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
Haiku # 3278 April 25, 2000 12:51 am ET
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
Haiku # 3277 April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
Haiku # 3276 April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
Haiku # 3275 April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3274 April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3273 April 25, 2000 12:48 am ET
by tyler miller
if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even
Haiku # 3272 April 25, 2000 12:47 am ET
by tyler miller
ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping
Haiku # 3271 April 25, 2000 12:46 am ET
by tyler miller
Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye
Haiku # 3270 April 23, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by B
oOe oOe oOe oOe oOe
vvv i vvv i vvv i vvv
cCe cCe cCe cCe cCe
Haiku # 3269 April 22, 2000 1:34 am ET
by DUNG
SWEETHEART? HEY, IT'S DUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY
Haiku # 3268 April 22, 2000 1:28 am ET
by DUNG
IF HERE'S BAD THERE'S WORSE
JESUS HAIKU GESTAPO
TRASHED MY THREE GOOD WORKS
Haiku # 3267 April 22, 2000 1:27 am ET
by DUNG
He said my wife was
corny: I did not know she
had shat in his mouth.
Haiku # 3266 April 21, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by bonk
lazy mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
early morning dawn.
Haiku # 3265 April 21, 2000 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku or senryu
two-three-two or three-five-three
or just five-seven-five
Haiku # 3264 April 21, 2000 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
utter aloneness
Heideger Kafka and Sartre
existential angst
Haiku # 3263 April 21, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand
Haiku # 3262 April 20, 2000 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember
Haiku # 3261 April 20, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 3260 April 20, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
Haiku # 3259 April 20, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet