Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298, April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem
Haiku # 3297, April 29, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by wwink
but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech
Haiku # 3296, April 29, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount
Haiku # 3295, April 29, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect
Haiku # 3294, April 29, 2000 10:38 am ET
by sarah
drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola
Haiku # 3293, April 29, 2000 10:37 am ET
by sarah
job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292, April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291, April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290, April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn
Haiku # 3289, April 29, 2000 2:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!
Haiku # 3288, April 27, 2000 6:07 pm ET
by Sarah
She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.
Haiku # 3287, April 27, 2000 6:02 pm ET
by Sarah
Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.
Haiku # 3286, April 27, 2000 6:00 pm ET
by Sarah
If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.
Haiku # 3285, April 27, 2000 5:58 pm ET
by Sarah
hey guys, e-mail me
tylermiller99
@hotmail.com
Haiku # 3284, April 25, 2000 1:14 am ET
by tyler miller
PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S
Haiku # 3283, April 25, 2000 12:55 am ET
by tyler miller
back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe
Haiku # 3282, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles
Haiku # 3281, April 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by tyler miller
riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!
Haiku # 3280, April 25, 2000 12:53 am ET
by tyler miller
sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi
Haiku # 3279, April 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by tyler miller
numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!
Haiku # 3278, April 25, 2000 12:51 am ET
by tyler miller
I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me
Haiku # 3277, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much
Haiku # 3276, April 25, 2000 12:50 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers
Haiku # 3275, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3274, April 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by tyler miller
you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
Haiku # 3273, April 25, 2000 12:48 am ET
by tyler miller
if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even
Haiku # 3272, April 25, 2000 12:47 am ET
by tyler miller
ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping
Haiku # 3271, April 25, 2000 12:46 am ET
by tyler miller
Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye
Haiku # 3270, April 23, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by B
oOe oOe oOe oOe oOe
vvv i vvv i vvv i vvv
cCe cCe cCe cCe cCe
Haiku # 3269, April 22, 2000 1:34 am ET
by DUNG
SWEETHEART? HEY, IT'S DUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY
Haiku # 3268, April 22, 2000 1:28 am ET
by DUNG
IF HERE'S BAD THERE'S WORSE
JESUS HAIKU GESTAPO
TRASHED MY THREE GOOD WORKS
Haiku # 3267, April 22, 2000 1:27 am ET
by DUNG
He said my wife was
corny: I did not know she
had shat in his mouth.
Haiku # 3266, April 21, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by bonk
lazy mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
early morning dawn.
Haiku # 3265, April 21, 2000 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku or senryu
two-three-two or three-five-three
or just five-seven-five
Haiku # 3264, April 21, 2000 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
utter aloneness
Heideger Kafka and Sartre
existential angst
Haiku # 3263, April 21, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand
Haiku # 3262, April 20, 2000 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember
Haiku # 3261, April 20, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 3260, April 20, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by ashley jones of Owensboro, united states
toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!
Haiku # 3259, April 20, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears
Haiku # 3258, April 20, 2000 5:14 am ET
by ash
put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements
Haiku # 3257, April 20, 2000 1:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site
Haiku # 3256, April 20, 2000 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane
Haiku # 3255, April 20, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!
Haiku # 3254, April 20, 2000 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels
Haiku # 3253, April 20, 2000 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth
Haiku # 3252, April 20, 2000 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache
Haiku # 3251, April 20, 2000 12:23 am ET
by robert lane of melbourne, Australia
IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING
Haiku # 3250, April 19, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by DUNG
DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS
Haiku # 3249, April 19, 2000 10:44 pm ET
by DUNG
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