The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants

Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem

but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech

gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount

i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect

drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola

job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why

sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around

early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.

early mountain dew,
glistening in the sunlight
chilly (?) moring dawn

Carcinogenic
poor laboratory rats.
Try Bubble-Yum gum!

She's such a pussy
Mostly cunt and little else.
Talk dirty to me.

Sharp black stilletos,
they're enough to kill someone;
Give me the damn shoes.

If you know what's good
for you boy, you'll eat tofu!
Soggy squares. Healthy.

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PHSYCO FUNK-A-PUSS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO JIVE
1970'S

back in pilgrims times
they had no left or right shoes
just a uni-shoe

crap ...my legs asleep...
im gimping around the place
OW! pins and needles

riding lawn mowers
vroom puta puta beep beep
CUT THE DAMN GRASS!

sir alec guiness
you are wise, venerable
old ben kenobi

numbers hurt my head
calculus gives me migraines
5-7-5.........OUCH!

I really like pez
i collect the dispencers
dont make fun of me

hey, heres a lesson
kids: stay in school, dont do drugs
thank you very much

you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things
break your damn fingers

you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things

you know those tech decks?
god i hate those things

if i had a dime
everytime i spent one
i would break even

ode to the mullet
tis the hairstyle of the gods
flowing and sweeping

Hello Hello Hi
Just wanted to say hello
Now it is goodbye

oOe oOe oOe oOe oOe
vvv i vvv i vvv i vvv
cCe cCe cCe cCe cCe

SWEETHEART? HEY, IT'S DUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY

IF HERE'S BAD THERE'S WORSE
JESUS HAIKU GESTAPO
TRASHED MY THREE GOOD WORKS

He said my wife was
corny: I did not know she
had shat in his mouth.

lazy mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
early morning dawn.

haiku or senryu
two-three-two or three-five-three
or just five-seven-five

utter aloneness
Heideger Kafka and Sartre
existential angst

Matt's got a boner
His girlfriend's left him alone
up.....down......goes his hand

ashley jones, I see
was it the poet's corner?
yes, i remember

toot's just like a toke
so go ahead and burn 'er
inhale then exhale!

my marketing coup:
foil wrapped chocolate jesus christ
with big bunny ears

put shit on who's face
you ha'no idea boy
eat your excrements

it's great to b'back
ina place w're there's no tact
our very own site

misty dragonsmoke
chasin down the rollin stone
on a silver lane

Tony's Scarborough:
European or Asian -
they have them all!

Ice, Booze n Women
Burrito Breaths and Gangwars
City of Angels

jittery juttin
seeds achin fur sum sputtin
a hut female's mouth

We ate fish and chips
On a sunlit afternoon
Later: bellyache

IM WATCHING TV
THINKING, I'D FUCK ALL THEM BROADS
THE WIFE SAYS SOMETHING

DUNG FU KARATE
THROW MY FECES IN YOUR FACE
AND SWEEP OUT YOUR LEGS