Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison
Haiku # 3348, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage
Haiku # 3347, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly
Haiku # 3346, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Moussa
When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.
Haiku # 3345, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Henry
In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.
Haiku # 3344, May 12, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Henry
I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.
Haiku # 3343, May 12, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Henry
hollywood bonfire
get all fucked up soon y'hear
and write more haiku
Haiku # 3342, May 12, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
i quit everything
a goddamned mormon
my haiku sucks
i'm edgy and lonely
i've been running a lot
getting in shape
climbing the walls
but let the record show
that still I would love
a cigarette
five beers
three bonghits
Haiku # 3341, May 11, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights
Haiku # 3340, May 11, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you
Haiku # 3339, May 11, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax
Haiku # 3338, May 10, 2000 11:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
it's 1:11
the deadline is five pm
3 pages to go
Haiku # 3337, May 9, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Haven't quite started
Must stop procrastinating
To write this last beast
Haiku # 3336, May 8, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Two papers complete
Now it's philosophy's turn
Six pages to go.
Haiku # 3335, May 8, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
the trouble with this
as far as I plainly see
moths fly in my ear
Haiku # 3334, May 8, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by Peter Gunn of York, usa
To sleep I must go
Paper is coming nicely
Perhaps I will pass.
Haiku # 3333, May 8, 2000 1:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Settle down, doo-doo.
No need for vulgarity.
Tell us what happened.
Haiku # 3332, May 8, 2000 12:31 am ET
by KatKrotch
You wouldn't even
feel it, you're so fucking loose.
Fuck a skyscraper.
Haiku # 3331, May 8, 2000 12:27 am ET
by doo
Go fuck yourself with
a running chainsaw. Does it
make a nice dildo?
Haiku # 3330, May 8, 2000 12:26 am ET
by doo
Nasty slut! Die! Die!
Drink urine through your nostrils,
fucking dick-warmer.
Haiku # 3329, May 8, 2000 12:24 am ET
by doo
Let's see what you think
about me after I tear
open your skull, Bitch.
Haiku # 3328, May 8, 2000 12:21 am ET
by doo
Twice today he asked
me to leave. You'd think I'd get
the point and just go.
Haiku # 3327, May 8, 2000 12:18 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
The Exhibitionist

I've wanted to kiss
you since the afternoon when
I tried to draw your

portrait. People watched
me watch you without ever
knowing anything.
Haiku # 3326, May 8, 2000 12:14 am ET
by KatKrotch
Half

Your friend doesn't like
me much. Something must be wrong.
I want you to crowd

through my emotions
until you are everything,
but Emily is

better for you. She
has a dog. Matt says you need
a good lay. I'd be<
Haiku # 3325, May 8, 2000 12:06 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Introspective

I know it`s always
about me. All of my thoughts
start with one letter.
Haiku # 3324, May 7, 2000 11:50 pm ET
by KatKrotch
Four pages complete
Technically just four more
Then start paper two.
Haiku # 3323, May 7, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
half page is written
seven and then some to go
i wish i were done
Haiku # 3322, May 7, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Alone, the nights I
write, you still live. Each month, for
three days, the moon dies.
Haiku # 3321, May 7, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by bleeding one of Princeton,
I'll let Steve know this
So that he can join the fun
And relive the past
Haiku # 3320, May 7, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did not realize
That this site was still alive
Hooray for haiku
Haiku # 3319, May 7, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
whiskey on the rocks
Johnny Walker Black Label
cheers to the good life
Haiku # 3318, May 5, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
autumn at my place
white haze slants below cirrus
still, cold afternoon
Haiku # 3317, May 3, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by ash
Haiku, I hate you
Hey Sonnet, I hate you too
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 3316, May 2, 2000 11:48 pm ET
by Austin
Bored at my desk
Surfing through
Very bad Haiku
Haiku # 3315, May 2, 2000 5:47 am ET
by Sarita of Singapore, Singapore
I jumped off a cliff
The ground rushed toward my white face
Splat! I'm street pizza
Haiku # 3314, May 1, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by Sooper Dood
if you suck my cock
a river of white will flow
straight into your mouth
Haiku # 3312, May 1, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by joelt2k
Just sittin around.
Found your butt kickin website.
What a waste of time.
Haiku # 3311, May 1, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Fuzzywhuze
luscent moon
bathes my window pane
in its glow
Haiku # 3310, May 1, 2000 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fireflies
light my house
tonight
Haiku # 3309, May 1, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
GRASS
growing
tall!
Haiku # 3308, May 1, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash
check this
out
Haiku # 3307, May 1, 2000 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
monsoon
sends the jay
away
Haiku # 3306, May 1, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
light drizzle
blows the leaf away
from my hand
Haiku # 3305, May 1, 2000 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my inspiration has left ...
abandoned me to be wasted -
hither and thither.
'las, you miserable bum:
to the guillotine you go!!!
Haiku # 3304, May 1, 2000 1:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tropical rainstorms
form puddles on my garden,
icky toads croaking
Haiku # 3303, May 1, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BRIGHT AND COLORFUL
TALE, SHORT BUT ALL BEAUTIFUL
LOVELY SMELLING PETALS
Haiku # 3302, April 30, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Haiku # 3301, April 30, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Don't mess with Kelyme
Or he will kick your ass bad
Just shutup you freak!
Haiku # 3300, April 30, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Kelyme
I love sara
sighned rayman
Haiku # 3299, April 30, 2000 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298, April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
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