Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights
Haiku # 3340, May 11, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you
Haiku # 3339, May 11, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax
Haiku # 3338, May 10, 2000 11:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
it's 1:11
the deadline is five pm
3 pages to go
Haiku # 3337, May 9, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Haven't quite started
Must stop procrastinating
To write this last beast
Haiku # 3336, May 8, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Two papers complete
Now it's philosophy's turn
Six pages to go.
Haiku # 3335, May 8, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
the trouble with this
as far as I plainly see
moths fly in my ear
Haiku # 3334, May 8, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by Peter Gunn of York, usa
To sleep I must go
Paper is coming nicely
Perhaps I will pass.
Haiku # 3333, May 8, 2000 1:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Settle down, doo-doo.
No need for vulgarity.
Tell us what happened.
Haiku # 3332, May 8, 2000 12:31 am ET
by KatKrotch
You wouldn't even
feel it, you're so fucking loose.
Fuck a skyscraper.
Haiku # 3331, May 8, 2000 12:27 am ET
by doo
Go fuck yourself with
a running chainsaw. Does it
make a nice dildo?
Haiku # 3330, May 8, 2000 12:26 am ET
by doo
Nasty slut! Die! Die!
Drink urine through your nostrils,
fucking dick-warmer.
Haiku # 3329, May 8, 2000 12:24 am ET
by doo
Let's see what you think
about me after I tear
open your skull, Bitch.
Haiku # 3328, May 8, 2000 12:21 am ET
by doo
Twice today he asked
me to leave. You'd think I'd get
the point and just go.
Haiku # 3327, May 8, 2000 12:18 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
The Exhibitionist

I've wanted to kiss
you since the afternoon when
I tried to draw your

portrait. People watched
me watch you without ever
knowing anything.
Haiku # 3326, May 8, 2000 12:14 am ET
by KatKrotch
Half

Your friend doesn't like
me much. Something must be wrong.
I want you to crowd

through my emotions
until you are everything,
but Emily is

better for you. She
has a dog. Matt says you need
a good lay. I'd be<
Haiku # 3325, May 8, 2000 12:06 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Introspective

I know it`s always
about me. All of my thoughts
start with one letter.
Haiku # 3324, May 7, 2000 11:50 pm ET
by KatKrotch
Four pages complete
Technically just four more
Then start paper two.
Haiku # 3323, May 7, 2000 11:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
half page is written
seven and then some to go
i wish i were done
Haiku # 3322, May 7, 2000 8:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Alone, the nights I
write, you still live. Each month, for
three days, the moon dies.
Haiku # 3321, May 7, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by bleeding one of Princeton,
I'll let Steve know this
So that he can join the fun
And relive the past
Haiku # 3320, May 7, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did not realize
That this site was still alive
Hooray for haiku
Haiku # 3319, May 7, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
whiskey on the rocks
Johnny Walker Black Label
cheers to the good life
Haiku # 3318, May 5, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
autumn at my place
white haze slants below cirrus
still, cold afternoon
Haiku # 3317, May 3, 2000 10:23 pm ET
by ash
Haiku, I hate you
Hey Sonnet, I hate you too
Poetry is dumb.
Haiku # 3316, May 2, 2000 11:48 pm ET
by Austin
Bored at my desk
Surfing through
Very bad Haiku
Haiku # 3315, May 2, 2000 5:47 am ET
by Sarita of Singapore, Singapore
I jumped off a cliff
The ground rushed toward my white face
Splat! I'm street pizza
Haiku # 3314, May 1, 2000 6:51 pm ET
by Sooper Dood
if you suck my cock
a river of white will flow
straight into your mouth
Haiku # 3312, May 1, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by joelt2k
Just sittin around.
Found your butt kickin website.
What a waste of time.
Haiku # 3311, May 1, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Fuzzywhuze
luscent moon
bathes my window pane
in its glow
Haiku # 3310, May 1, 2000 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fireflies
light my house
tonight
Haiku # 3309, May 1, 2000 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
GRASS
growing
tall!
Haiku # 3308, May 1, 2000 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash
check this
out
Haiku # 3307, May 1, 2000 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
monsoon
sends the jay
away
Haiku # 3306, May 1, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
light drizzle
blows the leaf away
from my hand
Haiku # 3305, May 1, 2000 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my inspiration has left ...
abandoned me to be wasted -
hither and thither.
'las, you miserable bum:
to the guillotine you go!!!
Haiku # 3304, May 1, 2000 1:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tropical rainstorms
form puddles on my garden,
icky toads croaking
Haiku # 3303, May 1, 2000 1:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
BRIGHT AND COLORFUL
TALE, SHORT BUT ALL BEAUTIFUL
LOVELY SMELLING PETALS
Haiku # 3302, April 30, 2000 2:17 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Haiku # 3301, April 30, 2000 2:15 pm ET
by BRENDA of US
Don't mess with Kelyme
Or he will kick your ass bad
Just shutup you freak!
Haiku # 3300, April 30, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Kelyme
I love sara
sighned rayman
Haiku # 3299, April 30, 2000 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The sun is burning
So am I, bad fire, bad fire
Next time no hot pants
Haiku # 3298, April 30, 2000 11:12 am ET
by kelyme
Procrastination
Later, if I feel like it
I'll write a poem
Haiku # 3297, April 29, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by wwink
but don't get me wrong
ah don't do no fucking shit
just art and free speech
Haiku # 3296, April 29, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gethsemane blues
chemically-charged rodents
sermon on the mount
Haiku # 3295, April 29, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i see my image
the mirror is so lucky
i am truly perfect
Haiku # 3294, April 29, 2000 10:38 am ET
by sarah
drink liquid sugar
dentition gone forever
drink coca-cola
Haiku # 3293, April 29, 2000 10:37 am ET
by sarah
job and tortilla
they're so similar, you dolt,
but i don't know why
Haiku # 3292, April 29, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Sarah
sushi i do eat
and lots of other dishes
... pass the cunt around
Haiku # 3291, April 29, 2000 3:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew,
glistenin' in the sunlight -
April's morning dawn.
Haiku # 3290, April 29, 2000 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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