Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 3378, May 20, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers
Haiku # 3377, May 20, 2000 10:23 am ET
by TINA BEAR of KANSAS CITY, US
for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision
Haiku # 3376, May 19, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by ash
Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite
Haiku # 3375, May 19, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff
Haiku # 3374, May 19, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?
Haiku # 3373, May 19, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains
Haiku # 3372, May 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!
Haiku # 3371, May 19, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mosquito of Voorheesville, NY, USA
ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.
Haiku # 3370, May 19, 2000 8:26 am ET
by cmm of athns,
would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly
Haiku # 3369, May 18, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3368, May 18, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3367, May 18, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
test your haiku style
Come to my school of haiku
enter battlefield!
Haiku # 3366, May 18, 2000 2:19 pm ET
by Master Chan
Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!
Haiku # 3365, May 17, 2000 2:12 am ET
by Turnip Man of Norwich, England
temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag
Haiku # 3364, May 16, 2000 3:06 pm ET
by Basho-matique of myob-byob
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3363, May 14, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh
Haiku # 3362, May 14, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim
Haiku # 3361, May 14, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on the couch you ask
do you want a cup of tea
i answer: yes please
Haiku # 3360, May 14, 2000 6:15 pm ET
by robert lane of melbourne, australia
Verily I fall over
, ouch.
It hurts my limbs
Haiku # 3359, May 14, 2000 10:35 am ET
by Pink Moon
I'm not feeling up to this,
he grumbled,
while spewing out nonsense.
Haiku # 3358, May 14, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Pink Moon
Moral? Immoral?
Deontological or
Consequential? Stop!
Haiku # 3357, May 14, 2000 12:05 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Fifteen hours left
Until I'm a free woman
Then comes Coronas...
Haiku # 3356, May 13, 2000 10:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
and i dreamt i died
but with time to drive around
and say my goodbyes
Haiku # 3355, May 13, 2000 8:40 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
html hmmmm
i wonder if this is right
somehow i doubt it
Haiku # 3354, May 13, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Hey Ash... Wanna take
My ethics final? Peter
Singer is from Oz...
Haiku # 3353, May 13, 2000 5:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
regarding haiku
it's five, then seven, then five
innumerate fools
Haiku # 3352, May 12, 2000 9:38 pm ET
by ash
When sharpening his pencil
The boy lets out a shriek
That was his cock
Haiku # 3351, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
I lie in wait for the dawn
Like a Frenchman
For an arse-pummelling
Haiku # 3350, May 12, 2000 9:30 am ET
by Moussa
A crusty old woman's
Last sexual gesture
Is picking her nose
Haiku # 3349, May 12, 2000 9:29 am ET
by Henry
The jail bait is calling
It seems school is out
But so is the prison
Haiku # 3348, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
It seems I am ready
Shotguns by my side
To go on my rampage
Haiku # 3347, May 12, 2000 9:28 am ET
by Henry
I fucked your dad
I'll fuck your sister
But your mum's too fucking ugly
Haiku # 3346, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Moussa
When drinking spirits
One bottle not enough
You're fucked in the morning.
Haiku # 3345, May 12, 2000 9:27 am ET
by Henry
In drowning my sorrows
I look for death
Like a consummate lemming.
Haiku # 3344, May 12, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Henry
I think that my mother
Was fucked in the head
When she gave birth to me.
Haiku # 3343, May 12, 2000 9:25 am ET
by Henry
hollywood bonfire
get all fucked up soon y'hear
and write more haiku
Haiku # 3342, May 12, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
i quit everything
a goddamned mormon
my haiku sucks
i'm edgy and lonely
i've been running a lot
getting in shape
climbing the walls
but let the record show
that still I would love
a cigarette
five beers
three bonghits
Haiku # 3341, May 11, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my one wish right now:
us in a bar and half-drunk
sharing camel lights
Haiku # 3340, May 11, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
attention art girls
regardless of who you are
i'm in love with you
Haiku # 3339, May 11, 2000 9:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Three finals left now
Then finally it's summer
And I can relax
Haiku # 3338, May 10, 2000 11:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
it's 1:11
the deadline is five pm
3 pages to go
Haiku # 3337, May 9, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Haven't quite started
Must stop procrastinating
To write this last beast
Haiku # 3336, May 8, 2000 7:27 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Two papers complete
Now it's philosophy's turn
Six pages to go.
Haiku # 3335, May 8, 2000 2:42 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
the trouble with this
as far as I plainly see
moths fly in my ear
Haiku # 3334, May 8, 2000 12:43 pm ET
by Peter Gunn of York, usa
To sleep I must go
Paper is coming nicely
Perhaps I will pass.
Haiku # 3333, May 8, 2000 1:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Settle down, doo-doo.
No need for vulgarity.
Tell us what happened.
Haiku # 3332, May 8, 2000 12:31 am ET
by KatKrotch
You wouldn't even
feel it, you're so fucking loose.
Fuck a skyscraper.
Haiku # 3331, May 8, 2000 12:27 am ET
by doo
Go fuck yourself with
a running chainsaw. Does it
make a nice dildo?
Haiku # 3330, May 8, 2000 12:26 am ET
by doo
Nasty slut! Die! Die!
Drink urine through your nostrils,
fucking dick-warmer.
Haiku # 3329, May 8, 2000 12:24 am ET
by doo
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >