Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry
Haiku # 3417, May 30, 2000 7:50 am ET
by mount madonna mama
rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
Haiku # 3416, May 30, 2000 6:57 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
Haiku # 3415, May 30, 2000 6:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
Haiku # 3414, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
Haiku # 3413, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
Haiku # 3412, May 30, 2000 6:09 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap
Haiku # 3411, May 30, 2000 6:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes
Haiku # 3410, May 30, 2000 5:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3409, May 28, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Sarah
did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me
Haiku # 3408, May 27, 2000 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles
Haiku # 3407, May 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by lone wolf @onajourney.2nowhere
paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?
Haiku # 3406, May 27, 2000 8:21 am ET
by MAIN MAN
Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.
Haiku # 3405, May 27, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!
Haiku # 3404, May 27, 2000 8:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?
Haiku # 3403, May 27, 2000 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?
Haiku # 3402, May 26, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by Green Mark of London,
I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim
Haiku # 3401, May 26, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Stealthy
thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten
Haiku # 3400, May 26, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Stealthy
yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese
Haiku # 3399, May 26, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Tasty Bagels, shitty toppings.
Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly
Haiku # 3398, May 25, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house
Haiku # 3397, May 25, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking
Haiku # 3396, May 25, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter
Haiku # 3395, May 25, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
defiled your good name
ruined your reputation
one direction: up
Haiku # 3394, May 24, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by basho-matique
LISTEN TO ME NOW
FINE FORGET YOU
I DIDNT WANT YOU TO LISTEN ANYWAY
Haiku # 3393, May 24, 2000 11:14 am ET
by MICHELLE of BREMERTON,
Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see
Haiku # 3392, May 23, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Must learn to let go
two-thousand miles away
Soon four-thousand more
Haiku # 3391, May 23, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did something dumb:
Wrote him letter filled with truth
I wait for reply...
Haiku # 3390, May 23, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
My Life For A Smoke
Too Long I Have Gone Without
Cradle Me Sweet Smoke
Haiku # 3389, May 23, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Alfa Bette of Salida, USA
Cavers underground
Three sources of light
Spelunkers we're not.
Haiku # 3388, May 23, 2000 10:47 am ET
by haiku caver of USA
but what some have done
I think, is sort of like a
free-form rengai, yes?
Haiku # 3387, May 23, 2000 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tis free-form haiku:
not more than seventeen, see
...and may just be one!
Haiku # 3386, May 23, 2000 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
afternoon showers
water my cherryblossoms:
sweet efflorescence
Haiku # 3385, May 23, 2000 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
somebody's logic
may indeed be logical
or illogical
Haiku # 3384, May 23, 2000 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirty years old, FUCK!
Curse the young, at least I know
They will be fat too.
Haiku # 3383, May 22, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
no reason at all
rendering my reasoning
unreasonable
Haiku # 3382, May 22, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
tis english haiku:
2-3-2 or 3-5-3
or 5-7-5.
Haiku # 3381, May 21, 2000 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
won't you ever suck my COCK
and lick both my BALLS
Haiku # 3380, May 20, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
torrential pourings
thus batter my torpid eaves
a deluged bird's nest
Haiku # 3379, May 20, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 3378, May 20, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers
Haiku # 3377, May 20, 2000 10:23 am ET
by TINA BEAR of KANSAS CITY, US
for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision
Haiku # 3376, May 19, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by ash
Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite
Haiku # 3375, May 19, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff
Haiku # 3374, May 19, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?
Haiku # 3373, May 19, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains
Haiku # 3372, May 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!
Haiku # 3371, May 19, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mosquito of Voorheesville, NY, USA
ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.
Haiku # 3370, May 19, 2000 8:26 am ET
by cmm of athns,
would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly
Haiku # 3369, May 18, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3368, May 18, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
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