Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
Haiku # 3416, May 30, 2000 6:57 am ET
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
Haiku # 3415, May 30, 2000 6:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
Haiku # 3414, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
Haiku # 3413, May 30, 2000 6:14 am ET
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
Haiku # 3412, May 30, 2000 6:09 am ET
by mount madonna mama
i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap
Haiku # 3411, May 30, 2000 6:04 am ET
by mount madonna mama
carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes
Haiku # 3410, May 30, 2000 5:55 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 3409, May 28, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Sarah
did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me
Haiku # 3408, May 27, 2000 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles
Haiku # 3407, May 27, 2000 9:02 am ET
by lone wolf @onajourney.2nowhere
paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?
Haiku # 3406, May 27, 2000 8:21 am ET
by MAIN MAN
Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.
Haiku # 3405, May 27, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!
Haiku # 3404, May 27, 2000 8:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?
Haiku # 3403, May 27, 2000 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?
Haiku # 3402, May 26, 2000 12:46 pm ET
by Green Mark of London,
I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim
Haiku # 3401, May 26, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Stealthy
thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten
Haiku # 3400, May 26, 2000 12:21 pm ET
by Stealthy
yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese
Haiku # 3399, May 26, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Tasty Bagels, shitty toppings.
Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly
Haiku # 3398, May 25, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house
Haiku # 3397, May 25, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking
Haiku # 3396, May 25, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter
Haiku # 3395, May 25, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by SLIMJIM
defiled your good name
ruined your reputation
one direction: up
Haiku # 3394, May 24, 2000 3:45 pm ET
by basho-matique
LISTEN TO ME NOW
FINE FORGET YOU
I DIDNT WANT YOU TO LISTEN ANYWAY
Haiku # 3393, May 24, 2000 11:14 am ET
by MICHELLE of BREMERTON,
Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see
Haiku # 3392, May 23, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
Must learn to let go
two-thousand miles away
Soon four-thousand more
Haiku # 3391, May 23, 2000 5:51 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I did something dumb:
Wrote him letter filled with truth
I wait for reply...
Haiku # 3390, May 23, 2000 5:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
My Life For A Smoke
Too Long I Have Gone Without
Cradle Me Sweet Smoke
Haiku # 3389, May 23, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Alfa Bette of Salida, USA
Cavers underground
Three sources of light
Spelunkers we're not.
Haiku # 3388, May 23, 2000 10:47 am ET
by haiku caver of USA
but what some have done
I think, is sort of like a
free-form rengai, yes?
Haiku # 3387, May 23, 2000 1:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tis free-form haiku:
not more than seventeen, see
...and may just be one!
Haiku # 3386, May 23, 2000 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
afternoon showers
water my cherryblossoms:
sweet efflorescence
Haiku # 3385, May 23, 2000 1:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
somebody's logic
may indeed be logical
or illogical
Haiku # 3384, May 23, 2000 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thirty years old, FUCK!
Curse the young, at least I know
They will be fat too.
Haiku # 3383, May 22, 2000 1:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
no reason at all
rendering my reasoning
unreasonable
Haiku # 3382, May 22, 2000 5:34 am ET
by ash
tis english haiku:
2-3-2 or 3-5-3
or 5-7-5.
Haiku # 3381, May 21, 2000 12:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
won't you ever suck my COCK
and lick both my BALLS
Haiku # 3380, May 20, 2000 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
torrential pourings
thus batter my torpid eaves
a deluged bird's nest
Haiku # 3379, May 20, 2000 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts
Haiku # 3378, May 20, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers
Haiku # 3377, May 20, 2000 10:23 am ET
by TINA BEAR of KANSAS CITY, US
for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision
Haiku # 3376, May 19, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by ash
Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite
Haiku # 3375, May 19, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff
Haiku # 3374, May 19, 2000 9:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?
Haiku # 3373, May 19, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains
Haiku # 3372, May 19, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!
Haiku # 3371, May 19, 2000 11:48 am ET
by mosquito of Voorheesville, NY, USA
ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.
Haiku # 3370, May 19, 2000 8:26 am ET
by cmm of athns,
would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly
Haiku # 3369, May 18, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton,
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3368, May 18, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess
Haiku # 3367, May 18, 2000 2:58 pm ET
by Spunktrumpet
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