carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes

Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks

did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me

wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles

paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?

Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.

Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!

big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?

Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?

I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim

thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten

yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese

Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly

There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house

A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking

Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter

defiled your good name
ruined your reputation
one direction: up

LISTEN TO ME NOW
FINE FORGET YOU
I DIDNT WANT YOU TO LISTEN ANYWAY

Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see

Must learn to let go
two-thousand miles away
Soon four-thousand more

I did something dumb:
Wrote him letter filled with truth
I wait for reply...

My Life For A Smoke
Too Long I Have Gone Without
Cradle Me Sweet Smoke

Cavers underground
Three sources of light
Spelunkers we're not.

but what some have done
I think, is sort of like a
free-form rengai, yes?

tis free-form haiku:
not more than seventeen, see
...and may just be one!

afternoon showers
water my cherryblossoms:
sweet efflorescence

somebody's logic
may indeed be logical
or illogical

Thirty years old, FUCK!
Curse the young, at least I know
They will be fat too.

no reason at all
rendering my reasoning
unreasonable

tis english haiku:
2-3-2 or 3-5-3
or 5-7-5.

Kimberly Sowell
won't you ever suck my COCK
and lick both my BALLS

torrential pourings
thus batter my torpid eaves
a deluged bird's nest

yeah, Ash, just be nice
english haiku may be loose
it's the thought that counts

the world is a blank
where people don't understand
we deserve flowers

for bonfire fanning
haiku mathematician
cops some derision

Chan, yoroshiku
onegaishimasu, ne
kihon kumite

Kimberly Sowell
lick some bad haiku for me
your name makes me stiff

Hollywood Bonfire,
I salute thee on thy quest!
But, pray tell...then what?

would have been ten now -
my first sweet love that was not,
and the pain remains

I always write "crap"
so I can truthfully say
my shit doesn't stink!

ash you suck a lot
stop being a haiku cop
just be nice o. K.

would have been eight months
today, i mind a bit less
time passes slowly

I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess

I spank my shaft bad
It throbs with rushing hot spunk
The sheets are a mess

test your haiku style
Come to my school of haiku
enter battlefield!

Jumping monkeys are fun!!
Oh what joy I want to jump!
Affe ist monkey!

temple birds warble
my spirit, ten pounds of shit
in a zip-lock bag

looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh

looking at the sky
to find remedy in stars
just abyss, i sigh

purple preymantis
lives in a land of chaos
turquoise tadpoles swim