Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by Erik of Paris, France
Flown from Miami
by Erik of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world
by syco
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
by Syco
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
by Syco
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
by Tom of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, 19406
I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.
by rospo of England
there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine
by pymcat
A CHANCE TO LOVE YOU
IS ALL I ASK.THE WARMTH OF
YOUR TOUCH IS MY TASK.
by G. HARDY
This haiku poem
Has sixteen syllables
One syllable short.
by Anonymous Poet
This haiku poem
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?
by Anonymous Poet
skip slip trip rip strip
fuck! bad luck upchuck i suck
quit? shit, spit and split
by mount madonna mama
big cricket racket
crunch em up and chew em up
antaenne tickle
by mount madonna mama
hand plunges in water
held up, eel writhes and shimmers
in first morning light
by mount madonna mama
Said father to son,
Catch me if you can.
by Jez
fortress of logic
fell at my feet dust rose
then settled did i?
by mount madonna mama
deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry
by mount madonna mama
rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
by mount madonna mama
i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap
by mount madonna mama
carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes
by mount madonna mama
Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks
by Sarah
did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me
by Anonymous Poet
wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles
by lone wolf @onajourney.2nowhere
paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?
by MAIN MAN
Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.
by Anonymous Poet
Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!
by Anonymous Poet
big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?
by Anonymous Poet
Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?
by Green Mark of London,
I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim
by Stealthy
thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten
by Stealthy
yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese
by Tasty Bagels, shitty toppings.
Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly
by SLIMJIM
There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house
by SLIMJIM
A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking
by SLIMJIM
Iraqi planes bomb us
a bomb falls from the sky
damn no bomb shelter
by SLIMJIM
defiled your good name
ruined your reputation
one direction: up
by basho-matique
LISTEN TO ME NOW
FINE FORGET YOU
I DIDNT WANT YOU TO LISTEN ANYWAY
by MICHELLE of BREMERTON,
Not so sure that my
Heart can stretch that far for long
Will have to wait, see
by Jane of Princeton,
