after your mom and i fucked
i bought her a duck
man that bitch bucked
by Anonymous Poet
May is upon us
The Chinese restaurant's Dumpster
Horrendously reeks
by Philip Chapman-Bell of Northampton, USA
eating the spinach
you crotch smells like a fish store
i never get head
by senor buebo of nashua, usa
Don't think me fickle<
But I like my cheeseburgers,
With extra pickles!
by IMabrtndr
Chronic 2000
go do what Dr. dre says
buy it and bump it
by Barella of Boston, USA
Some haikuist jerks
Use this form to write obscene
And very dumb stuff
by Anonymous Poet
New England sucks ass
NEED OUTTA THIS FUCKING JOB
want a cold beer fast
by Barella of Boston, USA
skirt too short today
mail guy has been catcalling
get over it please!
by Barella of Boston, USA
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
Mike Steve Blueberry
France's western comic book
Thank you, Moebius
by Erik of Paris, France
First times it worked but
having lotta trouble now
with error message
by Erik of Paris, France
Haiku
God bless you
That was not a sneeze
Well, God bless you anyway
by John Kuhns
Albert Gore, Jr
Democrats back Bill's VP
in Fall 2000
by Erik of Paris, France
Why? Following 'ddress
Permanent fatal errors
janis@topix...
by Erik of Paris, France
Fuck no, not again
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting
by Erik of Paris, France
don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
by Ben
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by Erik of Paris, France
Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
by chuck
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by Erik of Paris, France
Flown from Miami
by Erik of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by Erik of Paris, France
Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world
by syco
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
by Syco
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
by Syco
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
by Tom of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, 19406
I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.
by rospo of England
there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine
by pymcat
A CHANCE TO LOVE YOU
IS ALL I ASK.THE WARMTH OF
YOUR TOUCH IS MY TASK.
by G. HARDY
This haiku poem
Has sixteen syllables
One syllable short.
by Anonymous Poet
This haiku poem
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?
by Anonymous Poet
skip slip trip rip strip
fuck! bad luck upchuck i suck
quit? shit, spit and split
by mount madonna mama
big cricket racket
crunch em up and chew em up
antaenne tickle
by mount madonna mama
hand plunges in water
held up, eel writhes and shimmers
in first morning light
by mount madonna mama
Said father to son,
Catch me if you can.
by Jez
fortress of logic
fell at my feet dust rose
then settled did i?
by mount madonna mama
deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry
by mount madonna mama
rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline
by mount madonna mama
sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!
by mount madonna mama
she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air
by ash
surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach
by mount madonna mama
squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?
by mount madonna mama
