Fuck no, not again
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting

don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form

Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush

Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.

Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush

Flown from Miami

Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side

Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies

Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals

Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.

Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven

Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven

Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven

Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world

Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!

You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's

The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion

Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com

I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.

there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine

A CHANCE TO LOVE YOU
IS ALL I ASK.THE WARMTH OF
YOUR TOUCH IS MY TASK.

This haiku poem
Has sixteen syllables
One syllable short.

This haiku poem
Has seventeen syllables
Quite meaningful, eh?

skip slip trip rip strip
fuck! bad luck upchuck i suck
quit? shit, spit and split

big cricket racket
crunch em up and chew em up
antaenne tickle

hand plunges in water
held up, eel writhes and shimmers
in first morning light

Said father to son,
Bring me money, bring me gold.
Catch me if you can.

fortress of logic
fell at my feet dust rose
then settled did i?

deep down and dirty
mingling with the rocks and roots
earth muffles my cry

rewarmed chinese food
does nothing for my cold heart
i'll try gasoline

sticky marmalade
haunts me with a tacky scent
wash my hands? never!

she smiled straight at me
radiant as summer sun
i floated like air

surfing blue hormones
why won't they leave me alone?
go find your own beach

squishy oozing wound
most of the blood is black now
can you smell the loss?

i have a skateboard
eggs of blood and fists of fury
another dirt nap

carved curved crescent moons
camouflaged in cream carpet
lightly bite my toes

Say what's on your mind!
Try writing a haiku once
Harder than it looks

did something dumb, too
checked out my e-mail, you see
thought it was for me

wind blows south
worn-out Timberland
on my soles

paranoia shit,
lock-jaw anticipation:
here comes the PO---stman?

Spring Deer Restaurant -
Buddha's Treasure Soup TO GO!
New York's Chinatown.

Five kis of shit:
Oh, glory me! Just let me be!
Monkey's paradise!!!

big crash BOOM, wasted:
wont I ever fucking learn
that too much's enough?

Am I being perverse?
Do you find yourself averse
to haiku in verse?

I saw Jim
I use a hack-saw
sorry Jim

thinking of the stars
so many up in the night sky
must be at least ten

yum tasty bagels
a bird shits up above my head
thanks for the cream cheese

Oh bird in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
I'm glad cows don't fly

There's a tornado
it has just passed the city
no there goes my house

A beautiful lake
boats are sailing on the lake
my boat is sinking