Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Haiku spreads weirdness.
Counting beats gives bad art name.
Heard of Dada? See?
Haiku # 3476, June 2, 2000 10:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Writing bad haiku
I should really be working
They can kiss my ass
Haiku # 3475, June 2, 2000 10:46 am ET
by Poet Who Don't Even Knowet
I always crave more
Potato chips and haiku
Are both addictive
Haiku # 3474, June 2, 2000 10:14 am ET
by Susanna
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
Haiku # 3473, June 2, 2000 10:12 am ET
by Susanna
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
Haiku # 3472, June 2, 2000 10:05 am ET
by Susanna
I'm glad my friend Jen
has stopped harassing me. Now
i have peace at last
Haiku # 3470, June 2, 2000 6:11 am ET
by Lori
Bored At Work

I can tell what type
of day it will be after
getting my first call
Haiku # 3469, June 2, 2000 6:10 am ET
by Lori
Cheese! Geez! Please!
The aliens screamed, and in their cheesy-lust
They destroyed our Earth
Haiku # 3468, June 1, 2000 2:14 pm ET
by Andy M.
Build a big monster,
Then you feed the big monster,
The harder they fall.
Haiku # 3467, June 1, 2000 11:25 am ET
by reOnion of Huntsville, USA
nate compton is gay
not really i just hate him
no im just messin
Haiku # 3466, June 1, 2000 11:12 am ET
by i don't think so evan of evan sucks, oh i think you know
fvg3fe
Haiku # 3465, June 1, 2000 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
jenna is ousted
you don't understand at all
its an inside joke
Haiku # 3464, June 1, 2000 11:07 am ET
by the stupid ostrich
sex
Haiku # 3463, May 31, 2000 7:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To correctly write
haiku, you must constantly
count on your fingers.
Haiku # 3462, May 31, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by Abby of USA
after your mom and i fucked
i bought her a duck
man that bitch bucked
Haiku # 3461, May 31, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
May is upon us
The Chinese restaurant's Dumpster
Horrendously reeks
Haiku # 3460, May 31, 2000 3:22 pm ET
by Philip Chapman-Bell of Northampton, USA
eating the spinach
you crotch smells like a fish store
i never get head
Haiku # 3459, May 31, 2000 1:43 pm ET
by senor buebo of nashua, usa
Don't think me fickle<
But I like my cheeseburgers,
With extra pickles!
Haiku # 3458, May 31, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by IMabrtndr
Chronic 2000
go do what Dr. dre says
buy it and bump it
Haiku # 3457, May 31, 2000 12:34 pm ET
by Barella of Boston, USA
Some haikuist jerks
Use this form to write obscene
And very dumb stuff
Haiku # 3456, May 31, 2000 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 3455, May 31, 2000 11:52 am ET
by Some Haikuist jerks
New England sucks ass
NEED OUTTA THIS FUCKING JOB
want a cold beer fast
Haiku # 3454, May 31, 2000 11:32 am ET
by Barella of Boston, USA
skirt too short today
mail guy has been catcalling
get over it please!
Haiku # 3453, May 31, 2000 11:30 am ET
by Barella of Boston, USA
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
Haiku # 3452, May 31, 2000 9:35 am ET
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
Haiku # 3451, May 31, 2000 9:35 am ET
by PUNJABEE of Buttsville, HEAVEN
Mike Steve Blueberry
France's western comic book
Thank you, Moebius
Haiku # 3450, May 31, 2000 9:20 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
First times it worked but
having lotta trouble now
with error message
Haiku # 3449, May 31, 2000 9:18 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Haiku
God bless you
That was not a sneeze
Well, God bless you anyway
Haiku # 3448, May 31, 2000 9:08 am ET
by John Kuhns
Albert Gore, Jr
Democrats back Bill's VP
in Fall 2000
Haiku # 3447, May 31, 2000 8:56 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Why? Following 'ddress
Permanent fatal errors
janis@topix...
Haiku # 3446, May 31, 2000 8:56 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Fuck no, not again
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting
Haiku # 3445, May 31, 2000 8:52 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
Haiku # 3444, May 31, 2000 8:47 am ET
by Ben
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
Haiku # 3443, May 31, 2000 8:30 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
Haiku # 3442, May 31, 2000 8:29 am ET
by chuck
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
Haiku # 3441, May 31, 2000 8:26 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Flown from Miami
Haiku # 3440, May 31, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
Haiku # 3439, May 31, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
Haiku # 3438, May 31, 2000 7:54 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
Haiku # 3437, May 31, 2000 7:46 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
Haiku # 3436, May 31, 2000 7:44 am ET
by jean
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3435, May 31, 2000 7:38 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3434, May 31, 2000 7:32 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
Haiku # 3433, May 31, 2000 7:29 am ET
by Erik of Paris, France
Eminem is the
Only Slim Shady in the
In this F***n' world
Haiku # 3432, May 31, 2000 7:08 am ET
by syco
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
Haiku # 3431, May 31, 2000 7:03 am ET
by Syco
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
Haiku # 3430, May 31, 2000 6:57 am ET
by Syco
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
Haiku # 3429, May 31, 2000 6:33 am ET
by Tom of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
thefulldeck.com
Haiku # 3428, May 31, 2000 5:55 am ET
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, 19406
I've got Monday off,
Hope you have a shit weekend.
C U N ext T uesday.
Haiku # 3427, May 31, 2000 4:42 am ET
by rospo of England
there are no bad cats
mine peruses his smelly stool
is it his or mine
Haiku # 3426, May 31, 2000 3:53 am ET
by pymcat
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