Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
Horny, drinking Jolt
Keep your penis in your pants
You headless chicken.
Keep your penis in your pants
You headless chicken.
by of Bluffton,
Finger amputees.
When they try to write haiku
They can't count sylla
When they try to write haiku
They can't count sylla
by
Haiku spreads weirdness.
Counting beats gives bad art name.
Heard of Dada? See?
Counting beats gives bad art name.
Heard of Dada? See?
by
Writing bad haiku
I should really be working
They can kiss my ass
I should really be working
They can kiss my ass
by
I always crave more
Potato chips and haiku
Are both addictive
Potato chips and haiku
Are both addictive
by
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
by
I cannot resist
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
I must write a bad one, too
I love bad haiku
by
I'm glad my friend Jen
has stopped harassing me. Now
i have peace at last
has stopped harassing me. Now
i have peace at last
by
Bored At Work
I can tell what type
of day it will be after
getting my first call
I can tell what type
of day it will be after
getting my first call
by
Cheese! Geez! Please!
The aliens screamed, and in their cheesy-lust
They destroyed our Earth
The aliens screamed, and in their cheesy-lust
They destroyed our Earth
by
Build a big monster,
Then you feed the big monster,
The harder they fall.
Then you feed the big monster,
The harder they fall.
by of Huntsville, USA
nate compton is gay
not really i just hate him
no im just messin
not really i just hate him
no im just messin
by of evan sucks, oh i think you know
jenna is ousted
you don't understand at all
its an inside joke
you don't understand at all
its an inside joke
by
To correctly write
haiku, you must constantly
count on your fingers.
haiku, you must constantly
count on your fingers.
by of USA
after your mom and i fucked
i bought her a duck
man that bitch bucked
i bought her a duck
man that bitch bucked
by
May is upon us
The Chinese restaurant's Dumpster
Horrendously reeks
The Chinese restaurant's Dumpster
Horrendously reeks
by of Northampton, USA
eating the spinach
you crotch smells like a fish store
i never get head
you crotch smells like a fish store
i never get head
by of nashua, usa
Don't think me fickle<
But I like my cheeseburgers,
With extra pickles!
But I like my cheeseburgers,
With extra pickles!
by
Chronic 2000
go do what Dr. dre says
buy it and bump it
go do what Dr. dre says
buy it and bump it
by of Boston, USA
Some haikuist jerks
Use this form to write obscene
And very dumb stuff
Use this form to write obscene
And very dumb stuff
by
by
New England sucks ass
NEED OUTTA THIS FUCKING JOB
want a cold beer fast
NEED OUTTA THIS FUCKING JOB
want a cold beer fast
by of Boston, USA
skirt too short today
mail guy has been catcalling
get over it please!
mail guy has been catcalling
get over it please!
by of Boston, USA
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by of Buttsville, HEAVEN
eFortress Sucks
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
I dont like working here
why must i be here? IT BLOWS!
by of Buttsville, HEAVEN
Mike Steve Blueberry
France's western comic book
Thank you, Moebius
France's western comic book
Thank you, Moebius
by of Paris, France
First times it worked but
having lotta trouble now
with error message
having lotta trouble now
with error message
by of Paris, France
Haiku
God bless you
That was not a sneeze
Well, God bless you anyway
God bless you
That was not a sneeze
Well, God bless you anyway
by
Albert Gore, Jr
Democrats back Bill's VP
in Fall 2000
Democrats back Bill's VP
in Fall 2000
by of Paris, France
Why? Following 'ddress
Permanent fatal errors
janis@topix...
Permanent fatal errors
janis@topix...
by of Paris, France
Fuck no, not again
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting
Keep getting error message
And resubmitting
by of Paris, France
don't know how to write
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
five-seven-five, what is that?
poems in this form
by
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by of Paris, France
Buy the magazine.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
Buy it for the articles.
Fun with the pictures.
by
Come November 4
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
The Republicans they dream
George W. Bush
by of Paris, France
Hear Ben Kenobi
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
May the Force be with you, Luke
Beware the dark side
by of Paris, France
Bond haiku 'pears thrice?
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
Trouble with server (first time)
Deep apologies
by of Paris, France
Where to go when sad?
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
Ministry of Silly Walks
Monty Python heals
by of Paris, France
Small boy walks along
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
The river bank at sunset.
Oops, he just fell in.
by
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by of Paris, France
Sean Connery 'tis
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
The greatest of the film Bonds
Double 0 Seven
by of Paris, France
Read this very loud
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
Scream very loud if you want
Screw the donkeys mom!
by
You know why you are
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
reading this stupid haiku
hump the dead moose's
by
The windshield wiper
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
back and forth and back again
in fruitless motion
by of Thunder Bay, Canada
Ya want this in news?
Haiku Headlines of the Day!
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Haiku Headlines of the Day!
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by of King of Prussia, 19406