Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 58 Days and 77450 Haiku later...

Thick as a brick me
Can
Haiku # 33242, November 3, 2005 8:38 am ET
by William Nippress
the absence of crud
is like a breath of fresh air
worth inspiration
Haiku # 33241, November 3, 2005 8:19 am ET
by ash
call me suspicious
but you don't spell properly
and i'm paranoid
Haiku # 33240, November 3, 2005 8:17 am ET
by ash
I stoped walking
I notice that the dead leaves
Are green buds on hold
Haiku # 33239, November 3, 2005 7:27 am ET
by Willian Nippress for Thea
Hi Janis its me
not mine 33221
33191
Haiku # 33238, November 3, 2005 7:21 am ET
by William Nippress
microsoft update
how i wish you'd just install
and stop taunting me
Haiku # 33237, November 3, 2005 6:42 am ET
by ash
arise haiku fans
we don't want to bend over
even if we suck
Haiku # 33236, November 2, 2005 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Janis and Betty,
Mellie, yes, and onjaysun
Let's erase the scourge
Haiku # 33235, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Maestro
Look at the photos,
see on my website it's there.
They are lovely!
Haiku # 33234, November 2, 2005 8:59 pm ET
by Alex of Staffordshire, England
I always remain
In allegiance with fair ash
And others legit
Haiku # 33233, November 2, 2005 8:57 pm ET
by Maestro
Haiku for me is
difficult to write I say.
So give me a pen!
Haiku # 33232, November 2, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Alex of Newcastle-under-Lyme, England
you act indignant
but we know you're malignant
and still just as lame
Haiku # 33231, November 2, 2005 7:49 pm ET
by ash (for s.r.)
my goodness s.r.
we couldn't guess who you are
i hope you go far
Haiku # 33230, November 2, 2005 7:31 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33229, November 2, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
it's not in the name
nor in the crap you exclaim
you're just so damn lame
Haiku # 33228, November 2, 2005 5:48 am ET
by ash
Fly, helicopter!
Disappear into the sky
there are no borders
Haiku # 33227, November 2, 2005 5:07 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Vector notation
and horrible calculus,
the sky is now black.
Haiku # 33226, November 2, 2005 1:31 am ET
by guy studying calculus
confusion is rife
stop putting words in my mouth
use your own organ
Haiku # 33225, November 2, 2005 1:11 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33224, November 1, 2005 11:13 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
janis, you de man
i'm so tired of that lame arse
and so is the world
Haiku # 33223, November 1, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
thank you Janis!
does an exclamation point
count as a syllab
Haiku # 33222, November 1, 2005 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
null
Haiku # 33221, November 1, 2005 7:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Adam and Eve ride
their dinosaurs to church, love
that Weekend Update
Haiku # 33220, November 1, 2005 5:38 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
I am now logging
All the ip addresses
Just thought you should know
Haiku # 33219, November 1, 2005 5:18 pm ET
by Janis
murdering sun.
motion.
sleep.
Haiku # 33218, November 1, 2005 2:40 pm ET
by chris naish of canada
Off to the doctor
Nothing he can do for me
'Cept amputation
Haiku # 33217, November 1, 2005 2:04 pm ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 33216, November 1, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33215, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33214, November 1, 2005 12:18 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33213, November 1, 2005 10:59 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
null
Haiku # 33212, November 1, 2005 10:13 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33211, November 1, 2005 10:06 am ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33210, November 1, 2005 9:21 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
null
Haiku # 33209, November 1, 2005 9:08 am ET
by ash-HOLIO
null
Haiku # 33208, November 1, 2005 9:04 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33207, November 1, 2005 9:03 am ET
by assss(h)
now it's time for bed
can't get you out of my head
guess that's enuff sed
Haiku # 33206, November 1, 2005 8:10 am ET
by ash
william's got the hots
zabadooey loves me lots
but i call the shots
Haiku # 33205, November 1, 2005 8:08 am ET
by ash
blow me a kiss, boy
oh bugger it, just blow me
that's what you desire

as straight as i am
if you'd just be satisfied
i'm open minded

but all this foreplay
why not just declare your love ?
stop beating around
Haiku # 33204, November 1, 2005 8:07 am ET
by ash
it's too obvious
it's monotonously lame
it's zabadooey
Haiku # 33203, November 1, 2005 8:03 am ET
by ash
obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
Haiku # 33202, November 1, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33201, November 1, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
Haiku # 33200, October 31, 2005 11:48 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33199, October 31, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

Haiku # 33198, October 31, 2005 11:36 pm ET
by ash
33197
Haiku # 33197, October 31, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
Haiku # 33196, October 31, 2005 10:38 pm ET
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
Haiku # 33195, October 31, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
Haiku # 33194, October 31, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33193, October 31, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
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