Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

obsessed with gay stuff
doesn't understand hotlinks
nup, not me either
Haiku # 33202, November 1, 2005 8:01 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33201, November 1, 2005 7:59 am ET
by ash
don't fart while i got
my dick in there harold!
Haiku # 33200, October 31, 2005 11:48 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33199, October 31, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
he's using my gayness
i guess that i'm sucking
fame from his underwear

Haiku # 33198, October 31, 2005 11:36 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33197, October 31, 2005 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
his alter-ego
cannot count to seventeen
but nice try for once
Haiku # 33196, October 31, 2005 10:38 pm ET
by ash
he's using my name
i guess that he's seeking fame
but he's very lame
Haiku # 33195, October 31, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by ash
for those unknowing
nippress is zabadooey
trying to be me

he has a gay fetish,
a total lack of talent
and gross denial

to elaborate
if this were a hospital
his room would be locked
Haiku # 33194, October 31, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33193, October 31, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33192, October 31, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33191, October 31, 2005 8:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
null
Haiku # 33189, October 31, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by ash
his therapist says
william is zabadooey
but slightly less lame
Haiku # 33188, October 31, 2005 7:58 pm ET
by !
NULL
Haiku # 33187, October 31, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Caribbean dream
Rainforest beautiful
Paradise on earth
Haiku # 33186, October 31, 2005 12:03 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thanks guys been away
32984, 32966 and 32752 not mine but appreciated
Haiku # 33185, October 31, 2005 11:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Fish Processors
/Alaska Will train,
90 daycontracts,
$3500-$5000mo
541-563-7329
Haiku # 33184, October 31, 2005 11:02 am ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33183, October 31, 2005 10:45 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33182, October 31, 2005 10:44 am ET
by ash
ventriloquist's angst
it's feeling a little queer
my hand up your arse
Haiku # 33181, October 31, 2005 7:45 am ET
by ~
sorry everyone
i'm just not myself lately
and neither is he
Haiku # 33180, October 31, 2005 7:04 am ET
by ash
call an exorcist
there's someone inside of me
and aren't i spewing
Haiku # 33179, October 31, 2005 6:47 am ET
by ash
sweaty men-balls,
me, lapping at them
gently with my tongue.
Haiku # 33178, October 30, 2005 6:56 pm ET
by ash
hot gay stinky man ass,
sitting on my face.
Haiku # 33177, October 30, 2005 6:46 pm ET
by ash
These soporifics
Have just induced somnolence
Seems logical, eh?
Haiku # 33176, October 29, 2005 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
as spring approaches
we acknowledge halloween
for the wrong reasons
Haiku # 33175, October 29, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by ~
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174, October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173, October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172, October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171, October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170, October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169, October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168, October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
NULL
Haiku # 33167, October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166, October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33165, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33164, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33163, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33162, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33161, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
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Haiku # 33160, October 28, 2005 11:06 am ET
by .
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Haiku # 33159, October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
NULL
Haiku # 33158, October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157, October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156, October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~
NULL
Haiku # 33155, October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 33154, October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153, October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152, October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
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