Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Mason jars in line
Emptied of putrid moonshine
Fallen face down ... blind
Haiku # 33174 ↗ October 29, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by Lush
Fair Epictetus
Wherever shall you lead us?
Pure debauchery
Haiku # 33173 ↗ October 29, 2005 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
some things never change
and other things aren't the same
but what's in a name ?
Haiku # 33172 ↗ October 29, 2005 3:29 am ET
by ~
Nothing shall impede
My nocturnal knife training
Infidels beware
Haiku # 33171 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:02 pm ET
by Lush
Terms like recherche
And recondite and abstruse
Are self-referencing
Haiku # 33170 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goblins and witches
out and about this weekend
sweetening their teeth
Haiku # 33169 ↗ October 28, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by ^
Calumny and lies
Libel and shit which draws flies
BadHaiku's demise?
Haiku # 33168 ↗ October 28, 2005 5:00 pm ET
by Maestro
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Haiku # 33167 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mary, that ain't a
costume..please return pants to
the UPS man
Haiku # 33166 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:04 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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Haiku # 33159 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:37 am ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
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Haiku # 33158 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
just one english word
and you couldn't spell it right
typically lame
Haiku # 33157 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:26 am ET
by ash
explore new frontiers
life, but not as we know it
beam up me, scotty
Haiku # 33156 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33155 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33154 ↗ October 28, 2005 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
accentuation
works best when it's positive
just you mark my words
Haiku # 33153 ↗ October 28, 2005 3:04 am ET
by ~
just finished Spanglish
oh for a woman like Flor
to walk thru my door...
Haiku # 33152 ↗ October 28, 2005 1:58 am ET
by ^
in any event
there's no time like the present
to be prescient
Haiku # 33151 ↗ October 28, 2005 12:57 am ET
by ~
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Haiku # 33150 ↗ October 27, 2005 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the event that
something eventful happens
reinvent yourself
Haiku # 33149 ↗ October 27, 2005 9:01 pm ET
by or something... of ...nothing
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Haiku # 33139 ↗ October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The dogs leave wonder.
A perfumed duet returns.
The unknown fish work.
Haiku # 33138 ↗ October 27, 2005 1:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cruel nuns wake.
Smoothly quaking, the mouths splash.
Frogs stroke heaven.
Haiku # 33137 ↗ October 27, 2005 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and yes you are prey
the most likely to be caught
are the very lame
Haiku # 33136 ↗ October 27, 2005 10:30 am ET
by ash
could it be humour ?
see the subtle homonym
from a meat eater
Haiku # 33135 ↗ October 27, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ash
Earth plays yet smoke works.
A lemon fears poetry.
The vampires loiter.
Haiku # 33134 ↗ October 27, 2005 7:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i wrote all of that
i am so responsible
you are just so lame
Haiku # 33133 ↗ October 27, 2005 2:53 am ET
by ash
Walking hatred falls.
The knights catch slickly fair snow.
Stars break for clouds sing.
Haiku # 33132 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jungles clash lemons.
Quietly, papers carouse.
Asses hate judges.
Haiku # 33131 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The lakes clash the mouths.
Hands retire and short girls wake.
Cold clashes landscapes.
Haiku # 33130 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33129 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
how very fishy
a stinky assistant
my grandma has
a cock bigger than
my pussy!
Haiku # 33128 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by (s)mellie
A petal flutters.
The plundered triumphs carouse.
Cities plunder ice.
Haiku # 33127 ↗ October 26, 2005 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
unoriginal
totally uninspiring
and as always, lame
Haiku # 33126 ↗ October 26, 2005 7:42 pm ET
by anonymous critic
how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 33125 ↗ October 26, 2005 12:58 pm ET
by mellie